HEXBEAR SPIL MY JICE DEFED DEFED DEFED DEFD DEFED
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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They pretended to be gay so they could have the moral highground when they told me not to use slurs.
I'm not a local, but I'm fond of Hexbear. Most people online who are too philosophically confident for my comfort are right wing extremists who want to shoot me dead in the street. Here it's people who would shoot back at an anti-gay shooter, and I appreciate that.
Shoot back
Shoot first
That works too. You just gotta be fast to shoot a shooter before they shoot first. You only have a brief window, a few seconds at most, between the shooter clearly preparing to shoot and the shooter shooting first, forcing you to shoot back. Shoot too soon, and you're just shooting someone for being so afraid of the gays that they're open carrying, and I can't condone shooting cowards just for being cowards.
Who said anything about shooting 
I heard their owls don't even take baths
Excuse me what?
Disgusting!
I love you hexbears. You're funny, you're right most of the time, and you suffer no fools. If your server goes back into isolation, I'd probably make an account on it just to check in onyas.
Awwhwwh nan
you're right most of the time
Ooh you misspelt "all" thought. It doesn't have a m, o, s or t in it.
I can't say what you're wrong about, as I fear the scarlet 'L'! I've seen you people reduce men to little more than slur-based life-forms with such accusations alone shudders
Don't be a 
out with it, I can take it. I'm a big gorl 💪
Bout time I defederated from my masculine side
hits a little too hard 
Didn't mean to upset anyone, I thought it was a funny quip. Should I delete?
nah I was quipping right back you're good mate
Better than defederating from reality
They brigaded my post and said racism is bad actually
Hexbear said "Liberal say what?" And I said "What?" And now I have no choice but to use slurs.
Many people are saying this.
Indeed, they spammed their evil emojis! 
And some are bigger than others on other sites, sometimes giving accidental awesomeness like a perspective shot of wine cave warriors in the wine cave!
Hexbear rats, pulling trains etc y'all can fill in the blanks
Site of pure hypocrisy. They claim to be volcel yet they post like they are very sexy
Wait a second.... defederating from hexbear... is this a fancy way of telling us to touch grass? 
Keep on complaining about us eating your ice cream. We'll just pull out our comically large spoons and eat the rest of your food
"One defed is a tragedy, millions is a statistic" - vladimir tankie mc stalinium communism the third
Free shrekland.net and chapo.chat from hexbear settler colonialism. Revolution of our time!
Haven't had enough of these threads yet, huh?
they're like potato chips, i can't stop
How did u find out about me and Xi
Xi said I was the only one for him! 
I defederated myself twice today already
I defererate myself a hundred times a day
it's fulla libs!
What the fuck is a hexbear?
A witch's familiar which happens to be a bear.
I love it
What would happen if an instance actually tried to defed itself?
I had the chance to do that once. They said they'd guarantee a communism for me if I did it. But I didn't have the strength to leave my comrades I posted with behind. Will you ever forgive me? 
that's right
Hexbear users all called me a Lib and a treat-boy. They said that I "probably liked outdoor cats" and "stacked rocks". I can't continue being bullied by such tankies.
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