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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 112 points 4 months ago (5 children)

What makes them think they're American? I don't see any guns or medical bills piled up?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 88 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The framed picture of a fan.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 123 points 4 months ago

Why would you have a framed picture of a mirror, that'd just be weird.

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

No, it's a framed picture of a fan

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Right, but why do they have a framed picture of a fan on the opposite wall from the mirror?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Somehow I can tell it it's a room in a USian or canadian house, not sure why exactly though. Maybe it's the closets, door styles, the carpet, or how they paint their walls. Windows, outlets and door knobs are a dead giveaway.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the unpainted walls because why bother if you can't afford it and your landlord will soft-evict you by doubling rent in a year?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's definitely painted, otherwise you'd see the ~~cardboard~~ drywall, maybe it's the choice of colour.

It looks original from the builders.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I don't think there are other countries with ceiling fans?

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I saw one in Liechtenstein.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fair, so either US or Liechtenstein. 😄

[–] heartbreaker@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Saw them in Syria, Lebanon, Turkey and Iran. Prob any really hot country has them.

[–] dunz@feddit.nu 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had one in my first apartment, in Sweden, but I had one of those really high beds you can keep a desk under, so I had to watch my head when climbing down.

And also watch my head when standing up from the desk. But hey, I had both a desk, an armchair and a bed!

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm in Aus and we have ceiling fans

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Get a load of this guy pretending Australia is real

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

No you fuckin don't mate.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago

We have them in Japan, but they're mostly at businesses. That's slowly changing for homeowners, but not as much for renters (due to rules about modifying things).

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The ceiling fan makes it likely. They're far more common here.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are they? You'd think it'd be having an air conditioner

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Often it's both!

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 1 points 4 months ago

There was r/scienceofdeduction@reddit.com that basically tries to find as much information about the person just from a photo. I once found an exact window location to the room where the picture was taken. You would be suprised how much information can be extracted from one picture.

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 105 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I don't know why i remembered i had this somewhere in my dusty folder full of thousands of old memes, but:

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Why do Americans do weird shit like this?

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 months ago

i have this exact picture in the bottom of my old reddit drawer, thats been expanding for 2 years and now merging with my Lemmy drawers....

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Then the question becomes, "Why do you have a mirror hanging over your fireplace?" It's too high for practical use.

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mirrors can make rooms feel bigger, even if you can't see yourself in it

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Could just be tall. As a 6'5'' guy this mirror would be perfect for me.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

That is a weird place for a mirror, to be fair.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A portal to an alternate dimension where I am ugly.

[–] lucidinferno@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Oh my god this is the best "straight line" type of joke I've heard in a long time. I just told my six year old they loved it

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Erm, that looks like a mirror reflecting the ceiling fan, not a framed picture of a ceiling fan.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 126 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Somebody get this guy the Detective of the Year award

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 4 months ago

Perhaps it's reflecting a picture of a ceiling fan.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

I hope that's bait because he fuckin gottem

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 10 points 4 months ago

That's a good cat

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Lol, it's obviously not a picture of a fucking fan, those have dildo blades.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

What Mr. Blades and I do in the privacy of our home is none if your business!