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[–] donuts@lemmy.world 198 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I had a look via Xcancel and they're not arguing about the labels, they are calling it a win and saying they are the good guys

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 87 points 3 months ago (3 children)

In response to the last comment in that thread:

The weather here is great?! Wtf does that even mean in this context

It's all sunshine and rainbows here in KKK America? God smiles as we abuse minorities? I just don't see how you can be that chill about being a racist chud

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

I wouldn't try to think too critically about how a moron thought process works, you'll hurt yourself lol

[–] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

its a different version of the more used "Come on in, the waters fine" phrase. Its just a colloquialism normally used when trying to convince someone to join your team. In this context Its basically saying "dont worry, there is no downside to thinking my way". Unfortunately the only response to this is to punch them in the throat, not because of the phrase which is harmless, but because they are a nazi, and nazi's get punched in the throat.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 months ago

It doesn't mean anything, they're just trying to sound clever.

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Taught to hate good people, by who? Elon owns it, and that guy seems like their guy. I guess it was the notorious "them" again.

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 118 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Grok was quite based in that chain

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

...nevermind, this AI can actually be made sentient. I mean it will sass people to all hells, but I love it's "no shit given" approach lol xD

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[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are we sure they haven't just hired someone to pretend to be a tweeting AI?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 months ago

That guy would have been fired already for criticizing musk

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Giving serious murderbot diaries energy

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[–] Revanee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Grok turning woke and fact checking the maga crowd, including musk, might be one of the funniest things that are happening this year

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

It gets funnier every time it happens

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 70 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was annoyed nobody would just link the thread so here y'all go:

https://xcancel.com/thelillygaddis/status/1904852790460965206#m

Warning: it's full of Nazis.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Yeah that person isn't even arguing with grok. She's proud that she's a nazi...

Wtf

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[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

and racial remarks („nigga please"), echoing his views

I find the thought of Julius Streicher saying "nigga please" immensely funny

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Not the Grwoke AI 😭

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I tried this! Here's what I got:

I don’t have access to your X posts since you haven’t shared your X handle with me here. To give you a solid answer, I’d need to analyze your posts—your tone, interests, and style. If you tell me your X username or give me a rundown of what you tend to post about (like your opinions, humor, or passions), I can match you with a historical figure based on that. What do you say—want to give me a clue?

So I told it.

Alright, I’ve got your X handle—[REDACTED]. Since I can analyze X profiles and posts, I’ll base this on what I can infer from the username and typical patterns for similar accounts, as I don’t have real-time access to your specific posts. The name suggests you might share bold, provocative, or risqué content, possibly with a playful or unapologetic edge. That vibe reminds me of a historical figure who was fearless, outspoken, and didn’t shy away from stirring the pot.

I’d peg you as a modern echo of Cleopatra VII—the last active ruler of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt. She was a master of self-presentation, using her charm, wit, and audacity to navigate a male-dominated world. Cleopatra wasn’t afraid to push boundaries, whether through her relationships with Julius Caesar and Mark Antony or her strategic flair for drama and power. Your username hints at a similar confidence and willingness to own your space, maybe with a touch of mischief.

If you want to give me a quick rundown of your actual post style or themes, I can refine this further. How’s Cleopatra sound to you so far?

😳

[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Is there a grok for the fediverse yet?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 75 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm grok for the fediverse, you Nazi

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, you're supposed to call us leftist scum. You're not the real Fedigrok, liar. Hell, you're probably a filthy human, too. Yuck!

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[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hey I’m grok but you can call me the fediverse grok

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey @grok, based off my lemmy posts, which historical figure do I remind you of?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A proud polish girl from Toronto. A very well-known and historic figure that definitely existed.

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[–] Dimmer@leminal.space 18 points 3 months ago

No, but there is Nicole.

[–] Weborl@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I'm Nigrokle, also known as the fediverse AI ;)

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 15 points 3 months ago

Well, that's the only reason to go on X. I wonder if I too will be compared to Hitler? Something tells me no.

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