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'I'm in ruins,' teary Mike Lindell tells judge in Smartmatic sanctions hearing (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world

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We all know he's bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let's see going that $50k comes out.

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 130 points 2 months ago (3 children)

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 29 points 2 months ago

"Nobody will lend me any money anymore," Lindell claimed. 🥹

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

What's that he is playing? That has to be the world's smallest .... oh, I get it now!

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

LOL I didn't see that violin at first.

[+] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 110 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (4 children)

There was a time in 2014 I think that MyPillow had no political leanings. It was just that pillow you saw at 3am when infomercials came on.

I almost bought one. It seemed like a decent pillow. I don't know why I didn't buy one, but I was close. Then I get distracted for 2 years. Then he gets assosiated with trump, and now I'm glad I didn't buy one.

I don't know the CEO of coca-cola. I don't know their political dealings. But if coke came out and said "FUCK THE MEXICANS! BUILD A WALL!!! VACINES ARE A HOAX!!!" I would cease buying coke.

I'm sure the ceo probably is republican. But do you notice how coke has no political affiliation? Coke has smart marketing and business sense. You come out as republican, lose half the countries sales. Come out as democrat, lose half the countries sales. Stay annonomous? Nobodys offended and you can keep putting that white polar bear and santa on your cans at christmas time.

Which....by the way. When you think of the north pole, why is coke the only ones who show that polar bears are native to the north pole? I mean, I know it's a fictional place, but it just seems logical that polar bears would live on the north pole.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago

Same is happening to Tesla right now. Maybe even to Starlink, as other companies plan to offer European altrrnatives. People who thought about buying the product are "ew, it's from the nazi man" now.

[–] TTom0602@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I believe My Pillow was a product that did a lot of advertising on AM talk radio. That might have been a clue. My mom tried one and said it was hard as a rock. She tried a softer version, and she didn't like that one either. It's basically just memory foam that's shredded into small pieces inside the pillow.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

There comes a time when saying "no thanks" is a necessary political choice. Coke gave trump the commemorative inauguration bottle as usual and supports his diet Coke button reinstalled at the white house. By not starting to step back on some things, I'm buying less and less coke. Any time I can avoid coke without drinking the swill from PepsiCo, I do. But that time may also soon come to an end.

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[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

mike lindell was so addicted to cocaine, that his drug dealer denied him drugs

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Oh look it's the guy who promoted his pillows at 14.88 USD and various other dogwhistle prices.

I hope he dies in his self inflicted poverty. And preferably soon.

[–] TTom0602@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I saw some clearance products at a store marked down to that price. It made me wonder.

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[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Poster child for post Trump partnership. He's dumb, belligerent and broke now.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Speaking of Rudy, what's that ghoul doing lately?

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's currently hiding an expensive Yankees jersey he was ordered to sell i think? Hard to keep up.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hear he's running a one man bikini car wash. If you tip him a dollar he does it topless.

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[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He claimed he has "nothing" except for two houses, which he claimed are in the process of being liquidated, and a truck.

Motherfucker owning multiple houses crying about how he has "nothing". Fucking hell. But I guess if they're being liquidated he should have the funds to pay his fine pretty soon, right? Right?

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 30 points 2 months ago

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Get fuckin wrecked bitch

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

Go and cry on your lumpy pillows, Mike...

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One more life ruined in ruined serving Trump. No sympathy for Lindell, he went from gullible rube to gleeful collaborator. But I'll never stop being amazed at how many tourched their life in order to "protect" Trump.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer douchebag.

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 17 points 2 months ago

“The consequences of my own actions‽ NOOOOO!”

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

Mikes had to down grade from cocaine to cocaine cut with baking soda, to baking soda cut with Ajax cleaner, to sucking dick under a railroad bridge for a cigarette butt.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dude seriously just had to shut up and keep making bad pillows to stay rich. It's amazing how people can self destruct.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Drugs tend to make people really metastasize into whatever ideology gets stuck in their head.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago

Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah! Go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit! Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahh!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

he should count himself lucky. as the French would tell you, crying is something that only people who still have their heads attached to their body can do.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean Trump didn't bail him out? I'm sure he just forgot...

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

“You just hate to see it.”

nobody

[–] pntha@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

guy probably just moved all his money offshore through shell companies and claiming to be broke

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

you were also no use to trump in the first term too.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Isn't it usually "X years prison or a fine of $$$"? I don't see a problem here.

[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is he broke? Probably not. Let's hope any appeals will require him to front the cash.

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