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I mean, it was very nice, but the menu specifically said 'mushrooms' not '1/4 of a mushroom'. Edit: I did decline the beans and half a fried tomato, so it's not as bad as it might seem. (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by UncleArthur@lemmy.world to c/casualuk@feddit.uk
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[–] Squeezer@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Criminal. Should be called the minimal English. Who hurt that poor sausage.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd be fuming if I received this! Please tell me it was at least cheap?

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

£11.99. So, no.

Edit: it also came with beans and a fried tomato, which I didn't want, so not as bad as all that.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Declined the beans and tomatoes?????????? ?????

????

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

What can I say? I'm a bit strange.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Here's a sprog.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow. Was it at an airport?

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Garden centre.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

Whatever place, that was robbery.

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago

11 squid? Fuck me that's robbery. Riot I'd say.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If they called that a full English they deserve to have their feet set on fire.

That's just a starter.

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, it was the 'little English' to be fair.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 3 weeks ago

They should call it The Warwick Davis.

[–] annoyed_onion@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Spill the (non existent) beans, how much was that monstrosity?

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Twelve quid, as near as damnit. And, in fairness, I declined the beans and fried tomato as I don't like them with breakfast.

[–] annoyed_onion@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Call the old bill mate, you were robbed.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

For that price I'd expect the beans and tomato to be swapped out with more bacon or an extra sausage. Absolutely robbed.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That one piece looks like a turd. I dunno if I could make myself eat that.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If I paid any amount of money and got this sad looking plate of food, I would request a refund and leave.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would just leave and take the loss. No need to be near that "food" for any longer than necessary.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dine and dashing seems extreme, but you do you. /j

[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One of those circumstances where I would complain and demand extra mushrooms, if I werent 99% certain they'd spit or wipe their bumcrack on the second mushroom

[–] HumanPenguin@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wow you eat at some classy places.

Most would do that to the mushroom on your plate.

Only the real classy places will go get a second oneto hide their actions.