Can't even afford to be an alcoholic to forget about your money problems anymore in this economy

Ewwwww is that sugar free coke?

I work at a grocery store and honestly I didn't even bat an eye, the first thing I thought about was how to bag it.

In case you're wondering if we care about what you're buying the only (non regular) customer that I remember is one Irish guy who would crack jokes about his ex wife on a roadtrip. Don't fully remember but my God he made like 4 zingers in a row and I about cried laughing at like 7:30am

edit: oh and I learned about a new pasta last week, that was cool

Look, I enjoy good butter, too, but are you cooking with it? You probably won't notice a difference if you switch to a generic.

Step 1: Wear a ski mask
Step 2: Shoplift?
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?

(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes "Profit" just not for you)

I must say, the butter is the only one these I would actually buy. Even then, only if I was going to make toast or something. I use store brand butter for baking.

That stuff would be about $50 or less total in my area, but I wouldn't buy any of those but the butter.

I can confirm whiskey, coke, butter and a 12-pack of beers is all I need for the week.

That Tennessee Honey is one of my favorite whiskey drinks. However due to America being a total shit head, I can no longer buy it as I don't want any of my money going there.

Anybody got an idea of what a good European drink is to replace it with? I drink it straight or when I want something more mellow I mix with fake DrPepper or fake Red Bull.

KerryGold probably making half the bill, extortion, I tell ye!

It's a lot cheaper if you just make your own moonshine instead. Guy on reddit used to post pictures of his 100L water butt bubbling away, cost something stupidly low to fill it considering the volume, like £25 or something like that. Then he distilled it in batches.

The entire setup was comically simple too, like plug and play from parts you can easily buy and ingredients you find in any supermarket.

Is the butter there to get the taste of the other three out of your mouth?

I do have to say, JD Honey is delicious... can easily drink that on the rocks.

I am getting $15 dollar 3.5 grams of weed. You are doing it wrongly. Well weed tax but still.

Add another 20 bucks for the two packs of cigarettes for the two days. How could you forget that?

Also, honey Jack? Yuck. Jim Beam all the way baby.

We all need to make sacrifices. They should have gotten a handle of whiskey and drink water.

But is the butter salted?

Weird, I just had to do this with $65 and ended up getting it to $62 as the total. For a family of 4 for 4 days. It was hard and not the best options, but it worked.

I have seen someone grating cold butter and put it into a bowl with whiskey. Leave that in the fridge for a few days. The whiskey is supposed to taste better, and the butter was used for a whiskey buttercream cake.