this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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omg they made lemmy political

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 173 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Someone didn’t want to feel their feelings.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 99 points 2 weeks ago

It "woke" something up inside of them

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[–] SwampYankee@mander.xyz 95 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] molten@lemmy.world 76 points 2 weeks ago

They turned him into just Tarion

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 2 weeks ago

Mhhm, someone got undesired feelings when looking at Astarions ass and made a mod to remove the problem.
The length men will go to to not learn anything about themselves is impressive.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay but the butt-hugging going on in the left image doesn't make much sense given the fabric. Left butt should just have that connecting middle part added. No need to make it smaller.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They took his chaps away.

How will he ride horses now?

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is for the men who don’t wipe after using the toilet because that’s gay

[–] don@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What even is the point of wiping ? You’re just gonna be shitting again soon anyway.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah what’s the point of even leaving the bathroom or standing up. Just stay there on that toilet. You’re just gonna use it again.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah you get homorrhoids that way

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Or maybe they do wipe, but then they need to write an apology letter to mother because of how it made them feel.

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[–] yourgodlucifer@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago

The same people who cry when someone makes a game where the woman don't all have large breasts

[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Vampire twink ass got him feeling weird.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a straight male I can honestly say that while the default is aesthetically pleasing, pants just don't wear that way unless you're very friendly with your tailor.

Which is perfectly in keeping with Asterion's character.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Gale: That tailor violated me. He was measuring my inseam and then there was definite... cuppage...

Astarion: That's how they do pants!!! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side they move it back. Then then they go up the rear. Right, Wyll?

Wyll: Yes, yes it is... in PRISON!!

Karlach: pretending not to listen, grinning

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I mean yeah. So many insecure men, refuse to wear fitted clothes or talk to their doctor about lower intestine problems, because they believe that admitting you have a butt is gay or feminine.

Removing the gay/trans rear is pretty in character for these types.

Its a weird attitude that would be a lot more funny if it didn't cause men to die of preventable ass cancers.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago

Which is very weird, women love a guy that has a nice ass.

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Having your pants in your crack that high, is NOT fitted.

Yoga pants, sure, I guess, but leather pants that you need to hike/fight in, that is a huge nonstarter.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's a fantasy world, we can have magical leather pants that show off your ass and are comfortable to fight in and maybe even give a +1 to stealth rolls.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

"I keep trying to stealth, but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps giving me disadvantage!"

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[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Waiting for 4x4s and trucks to be classed as gay so idiots would stop buying them and not fitting on our British roads

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

IDK if hetero men refusing to wear fitted clothes is because of homophobia... Or that they actively refuse in the first place, its more likely a disinterest in spending the time or money on fashion in general. Most hetero men will only engage with fashion after they've hit the gym/got-fit because they think they have a chance with ladies after that so a thing they normally would ignore (fashion) is suddenly worth the effort for the extrinsic reward.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

That ass really had someone CONFUSED

[–] taxiiiii@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it's a fetish at that point and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Dude spent his freetime styling an ass to his prefered shape. I think we're kinkshaming him.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There is no such thing as a human that can look at those two asses and think #2 is better

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tbf unless they have Lululemon the second one looks more like an ass in pants

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The ass is the unifier. We must break bread with the ass not be divided by it.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Break wind not bread
May the Lord be with you

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 22 points 2 weeks ago

This videogame character is making me have gay thoughts again!

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago

Im super straight. Whoever makes me hard is a woman.

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Just today I was leaving the grocery store parking lot and saw some guy with a solid upper body load groceries into a lifted truck with a Trump sticker and the whole time I was worried about the poor guys tiny legs snapping.

Never skip leg day, folks.

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

Anti-"woke" mods are hilarious, they just prove how thin-skinned teabaggers are.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago

This mod is a quintessential example of this meme

[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

Why were they staring at his ass in the first place....seems kinda sus fam...

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

So you're telling me some rando sculpted his butt as a hobby project 🤔

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago

Woke ass vampire ass

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

They don't want to be ass-starion.

[–] LucidNightmare@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My favorite part of this is that they have this, but then install all the nude female mods, or the big boob mods.

Like, I can't find a decent male armor mod on Nexus without going through pages and pages of the most thirsty ass nude/skimpy mods. I know I can block them, but that also hides some gore related mods, so I just sit there and wonder at the depravity of people who look at polygons in the shape of a human and get off to it. :X

[–] Newsteinleo 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The only reason I can think someone would want to do this is because they are gay or bi and have not come to terms with that.

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[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Let them eat cake

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

They put the guy in a diaper

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Literally 1984

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

to be fair it also mods the pants

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[–] Wahots@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like he's wearing Depends, just like the orange menace.

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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

these are the same dudes who only romance shadowheart because they want a big tiddy goth gf and the other options are gay or non-white.

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