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HOUSTON — A Houston man is suing Whataburger for nearly $1 million after he says his burger had onions on it.

Turns out he had asked for a no-onions order.

On July 24, 2024, Demery Ardell Wilson had an allergic reaction after eating a burger that had onions on it at Whataburger, court documents say. He alleges that he requested the fast-food chain to take them off before serving him the burger.

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 152 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Featuring in this community! Because... Onions!

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 60 points 2 days ago

The guy ate the onion..

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Oh no! NOT THE ONIONS!

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The US is so crazy when it comes to this. In Europe you'd almost always just sue for actual damages, which because of healthcare are pretty low. You could get a small amount in cash but nothing crazy. Suing just to get money is stupid.

[–] ysjet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately, that's just how they've set up our legal system to handle cases of negligence causing healthcare fees.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I ordered a burger the other day and it had no cheese on it for some reason. I did not realise I should have been contacting my lawyer .

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I asked for light ice in my drink the other day and they gave me the regular amount of ice. Had my lawyer draft a demand letter for infinity billion dollars within the hour.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember, the mcdonalds lady got mocked in the media for suing, dont just assume based off of the headlines.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (7 children)

She had third-degree burns on her vagina and needed plastic surgery to fix it. It must have been horribly painful.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always side with the underdogs, food allergens need to be respected.

[–] duhbasser@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He also tried to sue Sonic in 2024. Seems like his thing is to order a burger with no onions on it, then whenever the restaurants fucks up he sues them. He’s just trying to get paid

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

If the restaurants change their safety and handling practices as a result then I hope he does get paid. Just like how I support that guy who searches for raptor bones around telephone and power poles to sue the companies for not using plastic caps over the metal components preventing the touching of hot to ground which kills the birds. We need more of these people.

EDIT: This kind of Raptor (image below)

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Oh so not an archaeologist then...

Dinosaurs are cool.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Raptors include Hawks, Owls, some Vultures, and Eagles.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

I was so confused for a second until my brain processed the image you added

[–] duhbasser@lemm.ee 0 points 19 hours ago

Respectfully, we do not need more people thinking they are searching for raptor bones around telephone and power poles to prevent the eradication of an entire species.

What’s fun about science is that a lot of people don’t understand that a good scientist will always challenge you to question their methodology, analysis, results, the whole enchilada. We advance by challenging each other and making someone defend their research. Peer review, while harsh at times, allows us to grow and innovate in ways “yes” men will never achieve.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 73 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Given that he is allergic, it's a reasonable thing to do, isn't it? Or is the health and safety of people with allergies not relevant?

[–] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 108 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (20 children)

On the one hand, I agree with you.

On the other hand, if you're deathly allergic to something as common as onions, you probably shouldn't rely on fast food workers to keep you alive.

I've got a friend with actual Celiac's disease. To the point where a drop of wheat could be the end of him. He does not take this kind of chance, ever. He trusts me to cook for him, but I care about his existence beyond just being a customer.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 days ago (7 children)

On the other hand, if you're deathly allergic to something as common as onions, you probably shouldn't rely on fast food workers to keep you alive.

If you're serving food to the public you should probably be careful not to kill them.

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Do you really expect some of the lowest wage workers working in likely shit conditions with shit managers to get 100% of orders right?

Also, if I'm deathly allergic to something like onions then I will absolutely check everything I didn't prepare myself.

[–] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 50 points 2 days ago (10 children)

It's a nice ideal, but historically the companies don't think like that and in most cases the workers don't get paid enough to be that passionate. 4/5-star restaurants? Sure. Not fast food, though.

Also consider the sheer amount of food orders a fast food place gets in a day, especially with things like DoorDash on top of in-person and drive-thru.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I get where you're coming from. But I still disagree.

What you describe makes sense from a realistic standpoint BUT I don't see why we shouldn't hold corporations to a higher standard since they are selling this exact higher standard to us.

Yes Fastfood workers likely aren't paid enough to care about customized orders but that isn't a ME problem. It's the company's problem since they can't keep up with their promises. So time to hold them responsible.

Also my two cents to add to the general issue: if I can't cater to custom needs or don't want to, I can still lie to the customer and tell them it's not possible instead of risking to kill them through my apathy.

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[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

I worked fast food for a while. Sometimes we were so busy and understaffed that things became very hectic very quick. More than once, I forgot the meat on a hamburger order.

I can understand, from the employee perspective, how this could happen. It's very doubtful it was purposeful.

I don't think I've ever seen a McDonalds franchise fully staffed. They don't get enough business to have that many employees, but you can be sure they get enough business that it's too much for the employees they do have on staff when a rush comes.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you have a allergy to onions wouldn't you check a burger before eating it? I mean, who blindly trusts fast food workers that much?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People with an EpiPen and a need for $1m

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Back in June 2024, Wilson also sued Sonic for including onions on a burger.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly.... It's not even the sketchiest business model out there.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

basically just vigilante food inspection

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I once had a friend who claimed to be allergic to onions and his flatmates managed to prove it was a lie..... By trying to kill him.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

This is a surprisingly common thing that people with food allergies deal with. My partner is allergic to bananas, (they’re closely related to latex, which is an extremely common allergy) and has had anaphylaxis triggered multiple times from people trying to test it. People just randomly hide bananas in gifted food, to see if they’re really allergic. It has happened so many times that my partner actively refuses to eat baked goods unless they saw it get made.

The worst part is that the allergy runs in my partner’s family. So it’s not like they’re the only one who is allergic.

I’m convinced it’s due to projection. The people prone to lying are likely the ones who feel the need to test it, because they assume that everyone else lies a lot too.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

There's a great Carolyn Hax advice column from years ago where the writer's partner was vegetarian because he was actually allergic to meat.

Writer's family thinks it's a lie and sneaks meat into a meal. That results in a ride in the "screaming white bus," as Carolyn put it, to the hospital.

The writer defended her family and insisted it was just a joke, and partner was taking it too seriously. I've left out a lot of detail, but Carolyn basically tells the partner he should run from this relationship.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You misunderstand. They were genuinely attempting to murder him. He was a kleptomaniac, compulsive liar, antisocial personality disorder. Just a very unpleasant influence in their lives. I think the final straw was when he stole one of their bank cards and emptied their account.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

On the one hand, I hate onions. So I totally get it. I wish I could sue every time someone sticks one in my food as a disgusting surprise too.

On the other hand, if you have a food allergy, that is different than just requesting "no onion" on your burger. They have to take steps to prevent cross contamination. It is a whole thing, and he should know that if he is really that allergic. He would be having this issue all the time becuase (as I well know and lament as an onion hater) onions are in a ton of foods everywhere you go.

They would only be negligent and liable if he told them that he was allergic and they claimed to have taken precautions to prevent exposure of his food. If he just asked for no onions and had an allergic reaction because they messed up his order like every fast food restaurant in the world does sometimes, that is not gross negligence, that is a standard accident.

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

Really should put him being allergic in the title there.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 2 days ago

Damn, he really ate the onion on that one...

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