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[–] SSNs4evr@leminal.space 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

MTG IS astoundingly stupid. Boebert couldn't manage to complete high school. Noem seems to think Habeas Corpus is the name the orange guy gave his "kick anyone out" croquet mallet. Just 3 among many, of the losers who seem to be in charge right now.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

And this is why Twitter should be nuked from orbit…

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Obviously privately held education will be held to the highest of standards.

And will never indoctrinate. Anyone.

Because the people in power will be held responsible to no one.

Nestle.

Fox.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 18 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The US is just not a real country. It's a horror story to scare the children.

[–] ThePrimitive@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Federally funded school from age 3 to 20 doesn't sound like education

Yes it does, you bleached Wookie, it sounds exactly like education.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

She’s already 6B on the floor since she engaged in personalities bashing Crockett on the floor.

Said something about Jasmine Crockett’s ‘fake eyelashes getting in the way’ so she called her bad built bleach blond butch body

I felt there was a 7th b but she drew the line to not escalate.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

Sounds like a stealth insult to bleached Wookies, somehow.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

What's especially fucking dumb is the argument of 'hurr money out of your pocket'. That shit goes right out the god damned window the second you look at where our taxes go i.e. the budget. Of what we overall pay education is laughably low.

[–] notarobot@lemm.ee 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Por when you think about it for more than one second. You went to school. If it wasn't paid out of taxes it would have had (not a native English speaker, imnot sure if have had is right) to be paid LITERALLY out of your own pocket

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

its so fucking stupid

anti-tax crazies must think schools and roads are natural phenomenon, and governments made up taxes because fuck you

[–] notarobot@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

If you ever want to be angry at the internet download a nostr client. 70% of posts are about bitcoin so you have to block those. After that filter a huge percentage are anti-taxxers, homophones and pro trump. That's why I left it

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, you have it correct. If taxes don't pay for it, you pay for it directly.

[–] gleb@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

the military industrial complex gobbling up a sizable chunk of your tax dollars:

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Says the party that literally wanted to modify the grade school syllabus to teach that the 2020 US election was stolen.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

well, that's depressing, thanks for clearing it up.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The department head shit was also extremely frustrating. I wanted the position, had been flow out to a leadership conference by the district the summer before, presented a spreadsheet documenting some of my plans for improvement over five years (detailed, worked with some of the best minds in science education.)

But the anti vaxxer applied too. His great plan was “we should focus on more reading.”

I’m sure the fact that I was 🏳️‍🌈 had zero impact on the principals decision lol. (Anti vaxxer guy did limp wrist impressions of me too. But who the fuck cared.)

Like it’s amazing. Oklahoma just actively does not want capable teachers.

[–] loonsun@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Damn I'm sorry you lost the position to human trash, I'm sad for the kids of your state

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[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eating food from birth till the day you die? Doesn't sound like living to me, sounds like an addiction.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Just wait til you hear about water! Everybody who drinks it? Dead. 100% mortality rate, no cure, and once you start, you're hooked!

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Her side would rather have state-funded religious schools from age 3-20.

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Holy fuck do the maga just shotgun acid and become the stupidest zombies?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's the neat part. It's weaponized feigned incompetence.

After Noem got the definition of Habeus Corpus exactly wrong in a recent hearing, some Lemmings have suggested that the RNC stooges in power are all playing dumb. Now, I can't unsee it. It makes sense: play dirty because your aims are underhanded and illegal, and your opposition is both outraged and busy attacking the wrong thing. Every time we all get in a fit about how stupid this sounds, which takes up valuable space and time from doing anything useful.

Edit: it's like a misbehaving kid that knows if he keeps telling the right kind of lie he can get away with just about anything.

Edit2: In Greene's case, her "argument" is also signaling being a "useful idiot" to her base for getting the job done.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean they would probably be a lot cooler if they were on acid all the time.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 125 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

The fuck does she think indoctrination means? Oh that's right, they've long given up arguing in good faith. There is no rational point to be made, I always forget that.

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's a word that has lost most of it's meaning like communism

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Keep this stuff to politicalmemes community. We non-Americans have enough American news crammed down our throats as it is.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 17 points 1 day ago

We Americans also have enough.

[–] anzo@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Tbh it's the first time I see her name (iirc), and thanks to that everything, including the answer she received, was "amusing" to me.

She pretty much sounds like any of the current right-wing populists and anarchocapitalists. This is an american trend, sadly winning force everywhere.. This meme is fully on-topic across the western world :(

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She's got a BA from University of Georgia.

This isn't an education problem. It's pure propaganda and the allure of selling out on social media.

[–] LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump graduated from the University of Pennsylvania in 1968 with a bachelor's degree in economics.

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

We're all going to run headlong into a very difficult inflection point in human development as a species very, very soon. Which is the looming divide between people who have no idea how their own minds work, and those who have even a shred of self-awareness.

And not a "facebook/twitter argument" type of self-awareness, but understanding that your intelligence and your understanding of things are entirely separate factors. We are species of cognitive dissonance. It's baked-in. Everyone, even YOU personally reading this, has some level of contradictory ideas or feelings that you can't pry apart without effort.

Some people think about how they think, and come to conclusion that they need to make effort to balance out their values and understanding of the world. Other people are going "brain go vroom" and conclude any idea they have, no matter how ridiculous, as long as it aligns with how they feel at that moment, MUST be true because they still think brains are fact-finding machines, not story-telling machines. This is why we have anti-vax doctors and climate-change-denying scientists (although rare) which is because they live in reaction and story-telling, not reason. If anything, education can make it much, much harder to break out of story-telling-reaction mode, because you think your own thoughts far less fallible.

So yeah, education is only part of the problem. We are going to have to figure out ways to teach people self-awareness, how to think about their own thoughts, or we're going to have billions of brains rotting in an AI/social-media/emotional-porn cesspit in the next decade and they vote and carry guns.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 day ago

It reminds me of the "missing missing reasons" post, which describes how for some people reality creates emotions, but for other people emotions create reality

The first viewpoint, "emotion creates reality," is truth for a great many people. Not a healthy truth, not a truth that promotes good relationships, but a deep, lived truth nonetheless. It's seductive. It means that whatever you're feeling is just and right, that you're never in the wrong unless you feel you're in the wrong. For people whose self-image is so battered and fragile that they can't bear anything but validation, often it feels like the only way they can face the world.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stupid freeloading children want us to pay for school when clearly we are low on cash after giving it all to the military!

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Solution: give the guns to kids and send them off to war.

[–] suicidaleggroll@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We tried the first half and they all shot each other, mission accomplished?

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I went to a religious private school and they tried to indoctrinate me to fascism

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