Live am wh your I amt truth : shittytattoos

[+] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

it's the shadow, it makes it look like it's bulging.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

It almost looks like he had a tumor tattooed...

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

...the shadow from what? There's no shadow under the chin, so light isn't just from above. We see a bright highlight/glare down the left side of the tattooed area. To the left of the bottom of what appears to be a bulge it's slightly shaded, then the bulge gets bright again, then shadow to the right. It sure looks like it's actually bulging to me.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

The shadow from the bigass bulge on his neck obviously

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's sitting on a couch. The shadow from the lamp on the end table next to the couch, which would be below his shoulder. That is why the front part of his neck is shadowed, because he's leaning away from the camera to give it a good view of his neck, meaning he's leaning away from the light source.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm having a hard time seeing what you're seeing. Even the curve of the shadow at the bottom makes it look bulged.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

The part below is the shoulder, not the chest. And I guess the neck is also a bit swollen because of the shitty tattoo.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I agree, its either massively blown up / inflamed from being recently tattooed... or this dude has a goiter?

I don't know, but this dude's neck is not anatomically normal.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Man. I could have used that excuse 30 years ago during my presentation in English class.

[–] bungle_in_the_jungle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

He's... Happy to see you?

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 weeks ago

Even if you somehow manage to read ot correctly it would have to be "I am who I amu" (or "amt") 🤦‍♀️

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

What an awful design, poorly executed. I like how it's designed to interact with letters in the first two words but not the third. And it doesn't like like it's straight at all, although I'm sure where it's tattooed has something to do with that. I often think this sub is too judgey but this is truly awful.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Live Am Whore Yiam Truth!

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am who I am't

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If i wathen't then why would i sthay I am't?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

"You will immediately regret your neck tattoo."

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