I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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well good for them....
At least someone is having sex around here.
hot
Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.
I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.
No they're not.
I totally do know about it. Especially now.
Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.
I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲
Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream
So....your face or mine?
We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!
I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?
I did not consent
And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?
I hate being reminded of this...Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.
prude
I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite
TIHI
cool
Jesus Christ, get a room
If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.
New kink unlocked.
Mites gotta mate
Nice.
Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.
what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?
The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.
Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.
Thank you, I hate it.
That's fine, so long as I continue to not know it.
As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.