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[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 422 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 338 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 105 points 1 month ago

Seriously. We really can't afford to lose more bees.

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 322 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago

10/10 no notes

[–] jve@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mazuu@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 246 points 1 month ago (8 children)

https://www.moneycontrol.com/entertainment/when-karisma-kapoor-alleged-abuse-in-divorce-plea-sunjay-kapur-forced-me-to-sleep-with-his-friends-article-12831156.html

Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.

Good bee.

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 148 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Ah this is terrible.

The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 96 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

No, but maybe we could encourage the Orcas.

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[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 88 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bee the change you want to see.

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[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wanna bee a billionaire, so fucking bad

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[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Long live the Queen

[–] adhdplantdev@lemm.ee 72 points 1 month ago

Oh. Anyway.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 month ago
[–] boughtmysoul@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (9 children)
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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If so, we have another job for it

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[–] Earthprototype@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Poor bee didn't deserve that...

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 53 points 1 month ago

Death by inhaling bee is the funniest death note entry yet.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 51 points 4 weeks ago

Pouring one out for comrade bee's noble sacrifice 😞

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 50 points 1 month ago

Luigi the Bee.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I feel bad for the bee.

But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.

I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!

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[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 44 points 4 weeks ago

What a tragic loss. For the bee community.

[–] GrumpyFortuneCat@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (7 children)

What do we call the bee? Luigi 2?

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago
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[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 36 points 4 weeks ago

My condolences to that bee's hive for their loss.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!

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[–] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 34 points 4 weeks ago

Always remember this day. The day when one, small bee gave his life for the cause.

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 33 points 4 weeks ago

Great news.

The only good billionaire, is a dead billionaire.

#BeesLivesMatter

[–] p3n@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (16 children)

With the focus of wealth inequality, I thought I'd just share this morbid reminder from the middle ages that there is no inequality in death. It will find everyone. No amount of money will let anyone escape it. Just something to consider when you are thinking about what to pursue in life. To that extent, I do feel somewhat sorry when I hear that a billionaire has died, because I know that they likely spent most of their life pursuing things that are ultimately worthless, and it makes me re-evaluate just what I am doing with mine.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like most folks here, my only concern is for the bee.

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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago

She fights for her people, not ours, but I salute her

[–] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Is the bee ok?

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Poor bee 😔

[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 28 points 1 month ago (9 children)

We should circulate a copypasta that's like "nature's fighting back!" what with the orcas and the bees and the submarines so that the billionaires will fear going out even more

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[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 weeks ago

Nature is healing.

[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Finally, some good news.

[–] Necroscope0@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

Oh no! Anyway...

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I think I would prefer the submarine to this.

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[–] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bee bro is the avatar of karma.

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[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a way to go! All that money can't save you from nature.

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago

Is the bee ok?

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