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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 186 points 1 week ago

your meme is smudged, maybe wait a bit for it to dry before grabbing it from the meme printer

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 131 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Dude, can you imagine? They bring down the world trade center...again?

[–] Buske@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

WHATS THAT? THE CAUSED GOP CAUSED 9/11?

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The GOP caused Al-Qaeda by killing the founder's friends

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s really sad - back on 9/11, I thought “That’s horrible! What kind of evil country could hate us so much they’d want to attack our civilians!?”

Now, if another 9/11 happens, I may just shrug and think “…Yeah…we’re America. We deserve it.”

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[–] jared@mander.xyz 81 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 68 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Whatever happened to, "If I were President, the war would never have happened"

Or is that just a talking point he made up.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What, the most mentally stable and thoughtful US president ever is lying??? That would never happen. Daily

For 9-10 years now?

My condolences to the people living in the dystopia everyone else saw coming.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I feel less and less sad for people in the USA as time goes on because of exactly what you say. How did they not see it coming? HOOOOOW? And how did a third push for it, a third sorta try to help, and the other third maybe or maybe not just still doesn’t even know what’s happening?

[–] MarxistFurry@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At the time of the election I lived in Utah, for those who don't know Utah is a heavily republican state. Outside SLC county, the state is majority conservative. My family voted for Harris, but honestly there was never a chance Utah as a state would go blue since the 1970s. In the end, for those that live outside the swing states (the purple states that decide elections) there is little chance of influencing the election. I'm both trans and bisexual, I fear for the state of this country. I didn't want this :/ I'm on Medicare and Medicaid and the budget bill would stop my access to gender-affirming care. I wouldn't be able to be on HRT, and I would probably have to live without the surgery I've wanted for so long.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There are 1.765 million registered voters in Utah. Trump got 883k votes. Kamala could have carried the state by nearly 200k people if they bothered to vote.

Unlikely, but still possible. If people in deep red states decided it was worth it to still got out and vote blue, even if they were going to lose.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No no that's Russia and Ukraine, which is Biden's fault.

This is Iran, which is also Biden's fault.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 15 points 1 week ago

Nothing coming out of Trump's mouth has any value or truth whatsoever, and it never has. Pointing out his hypocrisy is a waste of breath.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Seymour, the Reichstag is on fire!"

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No mother that's just the iron dome.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Well Seymour I must say you are an odd fellow, but you steam a good Islam.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My parents' feeds are already getting flooded with videos about how evil and scary Iran is

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

manufacturing consent.

if you have no morals, it is a good time to invest in Raytheon

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s why right wing social media is going had on making Iran the bad guys and evil.

So even though they don’t want war and are currently complaining about the thought of it, they’ll bend over for it in short time.

The mental gymnastics will be amazing.

Gotta save money. Government needs to cut everything including any social care. But also needs to spend more on deporting babies with cancer.

And you know moving an expeditionary force around the world isn’t cheap either.

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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I seriously doubt that will happen. The current administration has shown zero indication that they give two fucks about what the people want.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

I think it will happen. People are dumb, it'll distract them from the nokings protests

[–] niucllos@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Although they've also shown willingness to lay the smackdown on cities for little to no reason

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If we're lucky, they'll blow up Mar-a-lago.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The white house? Woth no designated survivor?

Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

Iran, I will let you murder me for the gay if you stop them from doing it.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure Americans are gobbling up the media narrative of "Iran has nukes and the girls aren't educated"

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They don't educate the girls. that makes it ethical to nuke the girls.

Westoid warmongering logic

like in gaza where "they are mean to gays" so it is OK to genocide all the gays in there

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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Simple. Let's let them just have their nukes, on the condition that their program be run entirely by female nuclear scientists!

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm assuming that it'll target some property of Trump's that has recently had its insurance significantly bumped.

Trump gets his excuse and the insurance payout and his rabid supporters get further evidence of his exceptionalism.

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 week ago
[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

America bombs a country - Great military action

Country attacks back - Insurgent act of terrorism

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that why he said he will declare his decision in two weeks, they need time to set it up

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Everything is '2 weeks'. It's the only time frame he gives. Probably read somewhere that the news cycle is only 2 weeks so he thinks everyone will forget by then. (They will.)

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes. Not only that, but to pave the way for Trumps third, fourth, eight terms, and a sweeping presidential powers bill to coast through Congress that makes Patriot Act look like the Bill of Rights.

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

i dont really feel he has two full terms in him, but thats probably just wishful thinking on my part

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Welp, I guess we didn't need a terrorist attack to justify war with Iran after all.

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

FYI, Israelis aren't allowed to leave Israel now, because playing the victim card requires using them as human shields. 9/11 was greatest US empire boost over Americans in history, and DNC firmly backs war and empire enslavement of Americans.

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Operation Northwoods. They were plannning false flags as long as the CIA has existed

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I still believe 9/11 was an inside job to shift public sentiment and justify a war.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 29 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Meh, I don't think there's a need for conspiracy for 9/11 to be a legitimate terrorist attack. It gives too much credit to Bush and his ilk and down plays the political blowback of the US's interventional history in the Middle East.

The term "never let a good crisis go to waste" has been around for a while.

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[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Well, yeah. He single-handedly destroyed cities just because he was pissed off at the gods.

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pfft that was pretty much guaranteed when Trump took office. But because of his ego it's gonna have to be bigger than 9/11

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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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