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Edited to add - To be clear for anyone, it's Oligarchs/Billionaires paired with rampant, unfettered corporate greed. (at least in my view)

Someone reminded me that I was using dogwhistle parlance in my use of they which may have suggested otherwise.

Here are some visual aids to accompany my clarification:

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[–] Grizzlyboy@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 minutes ago

Market economy is really really bad in a capitalistic system. One giant buys everything and controls everything.

[–] Teppichbrand@feddit.org 5 points 1 hour ago

They made healthcare a commodity, education a dept trap and housing a speculation market - then told you that poverty is a personal failing. They privatized survival and called it freedom.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Your political affiliation based on what came to your mind when you read the title

[–] CmdrKeen@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago

Accurate AF

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

At this point the answer should be billionaires regardless of affiliation.

[–] CmdrKeen@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago

Found the Left-Libertarian

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

you think 'they' means multiple people or a group, but 'they' is actually ME!! I DID IT!!

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 minutes ago

Dammit, burgerpocalypse! How could you‽

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

I beg of you, please stop. Please end this suffering.

[–] match@pawb.social 9 points 3 hours ago

please stop doing capitalism mr burgerpocalypse

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The F’d up thing is that being solid middle class and having sufficient income to help with a kid’s college money, put away money to actually retire, and pay a mortgage is top 10%. That’s literally what middle class was 50 years ago. Now you have to be a ~10%-er to do it.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I make twice the average household income where I am by myself. I'm doing okay, but like, not great at the same time. How the fuck are other people surviving???

Edit: Just kidding, I got the stats wrong, I make a bit above average household on my own, not twice. Point still stands, however.

[–] Beardsley@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago
[–] Kobibi@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I know this isn't what you intended, but you gotta be careful on the Internet saying 'guess who 'they' are', cos a lotta places on the Internet ask this and the answer is supposed to be 'jews'

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, that's a great point that I hadn't considered.

To be clear for anyone, it's Oligarchs/Billionaires paired with rampant, unfettered corporate greed. (at least in my view)

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I thought you just meant capitalists in general, TBH.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah I can't think what else OP could mean though? All the other answers I can think of are too broad and obvious for "three guesses" to be a thing you'd ask.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 minutes ago

3 guesses: Bezos, Musk, Zuckerberg

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 15 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Honestly, I thought OP meant billionaires/capitalists. Jews did not even cross my mind.

Edit: clarity

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Right, but saying "three guesses" implies that the answer is something that's slightly hidden. "Capitalists" doesn't really make sense because it's essentially going "three guesses who it is that's doing all this capitalism... that's right, capitalists!". If OP didn't intend it as an antisemitic dogwhistle then it's an odd title for other reasons.

(edit: I just had a glance through their post history and I think it's probably not supposed to be a dogwhistle, but just unfortunately titled; I think maybe OP just assumed everyone reading it were already on the same page on whatever specific thing they themselves blame capitalism on?)

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Right, but saying "three guesses" implies that the answer is something that's slightly hidden.

Or that it's very obvious and they're being sarcastic.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

That’s what I meant by “slightly”. It’s an expression that gets used when we all know the answer but it’s one that’s slightly under the surface.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

But it doesn't really work for capitalists because these problems don't exist in a lot of capitalist nations and it kind of exists for supposed noncapitalist nations as well where if you don't follow the rules and don't work then they take your commodities away.

TBH tho I doubt that sort of reasoning would stand in the way of anti-capitalists.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was the lizard people?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

What did you think that was a euphemism for?

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

The illuminati?

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Is this seriously a euphemism for Jewish people? I thought it was just a funny conspiracy theory.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

It's both, depending on the specific conspiracy theorists.

Just like not all "infowarriors" know that "the globalists" means "the Jews" and "populist" means "rich, white, racist" in the code of Alex Jones.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

And what does "frogs" and "gay" mean in the code of Alex Jones?

Literally "frogs changing gender" but basically it's a pretense for homophobia and "globalist" scaremongering.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I wasn't actually sure when i wrote it (it just sounded "truthy"), but I just checked and found this:

Some adherents of the QAnon conspiracy theory have also borrowed from the reptilian conspiracy theory, including elements shared in anti-Semitic conspiracy theories.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Don't forget the $1.4T/year they took out of the economy to squander on elaborate, invasive, predatory mass surveillance, serial racialized harassment, and overseas mass murder, in the name of peace and security.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Clearly its the 99.9% of us who are too poor to know any better

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

Reptilians? Bilderbergers? Solarians?

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 33 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

The end of that one Brother Ali song, I have no idea who the vocalist for that part is.

 

They keep sayin' we're free...

But we're all just loose.

[–] idogoodjob@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Uncle Sam Goddamn

[–] ratel@mander.xyz 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You ain't free, you're just free range.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

This is the crux of many a sci-fi stories where humanity is controlled by aliens.

[–] lemonskate@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 hours ago

💯

I had no idea this was showing up a couple months ago, and what a treat it is!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

And yet they're all for government intervention when it's stuff like zoning (telling you where and how you're allowed to live) or copyright (telling you what ideas you're allowed to share)...

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

Literally everyone.

Most people think this shit. They’re all complicit.

Bloody apathetic species. I’ve no sympathy at all.

[–] IckabodKobain@feddit.online 1 points 4 hours ago

I'm just listening to Uncle Acid

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 5 points 7 hours ago

And now they're trying to automate community, the last thing we have. Don't let them!

Probably Obama, Clinton, or Reagan. Weird how much overlap there is between them.

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

them Duke boys?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

Technically nobody made those things commodities, they just stand in the way of fixing it. Healthcare has always been a service since its inception, and nothing is free.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Maybe if y'all weren't so scared to "throw your vote away".