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[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 103 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 5 months ago (11 children)

As I say to the onion-haters, "They're in almost all the food you enjoy: you just don't know it."

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Disagree, one of the reasons I'm an onion hater is precisely because they're in flipping everything. Anything savoury is likely to have that pervasive thickness that chases any other flavour out.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You're not wrong. I love onions, but I will freely admit that they are a powerful flavor and they are basically in everything.

I will note that if you're in this camp, that if you soak your onions in water for a couple minutes after slicing they are significantly less pungent, and will allow you to taste the other stuff better without sacrificing the texture they add

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

“deflaming”

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'm curious about how far your onion dislike goes. For example, I recently cooked lohiketto, a Finnish salmon soup. It feels like a rare meal that doesn't use onions (it's basically leek, carrot, potatoes, cream, salmon and dill), but the leek sort of fills the role that onions usually would, albeit more delicately.

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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I didn't even know "onion-haters" exist

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It really is just a texture thing for me. Hate onions, love onion powder.

Edit: or a homemade onion slurry is also fine

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago (12 children)

The more you cut, the more you break cell walls, and the more pungent the onion becomes.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 points 5 months ago

Finally. ty.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Huge stretch here, but did you watch the ultimate onion guide on YouTube?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Maybe? I've watched a lot of YouTube videos. I spent several years working in a kitchen, which is where that knowledge comes from.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Especially when cooked

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Especially after you factor in cooking. How fast. How hot. What method.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's about the texture, the consistency and how much onion you get with your bite.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Exactly. Putting rings of onion in, say, a pot of chili would make it have a weird texture, as would dicing them finely for a French onion soup.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What’s wrong babe? You haven’t even touched your onion plate

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Kathy Bates has entered the chat

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I had a roommate that was obsessed with replicating the McDonald's dollar menu hamburger. He said the finely chopped onions made all the difference.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

They absolutely do. He is correct.

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They are actually dehydrated to ship then rehydrated in the store also

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 13 points 5 months ago

it's like different shapes of pasta all over again

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 months ago

Related: Daniel Gritzer of Serious Eats explored different ways to mince garlic, finding that some methods significantly increased garlic's pungency/strength (and also that long cooking methods negate much of this difference)

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'd argue that they all taste like licking a 9v battery.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Maybe I should start licking batteries, then. I had no idea they tasted so delicious.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

that may be a sign you’re allergic

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

this well describes a taste I got when eating shrimp which otherwise had no reaction before I had a full blown puff your face up and trouble breathing from eating a different shellfish.

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

None of those are "finely sliced rings", though...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Sorry, OP, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. RIP.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

.......

yeah?

is this actually news to anyone?

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"I ALREADY KNEW THIS! HEY EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW I ALREADY KNEW THIS?!?"

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

For the 3 on the right side, it matters quite a bit whether you slice in direction from root to stem or cross, root to stem is much better.

https://youtu.be/NUXKbBEjSqU

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago

Top right, with sliced tomato, on a toasted everything bagel with cream cheese.

So good...

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Sharp, bitter, stomach pains.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I want to argue you, but I can't.

[–] Old_Bald_Bloke@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

Where's the cheese and apple?

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago

I'm not saying that leeks are onions (though they are alliums, i.e. of the same family). To me, whilst they do taste quite different to onions, there is still a flavour that I would describe as onion-y

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