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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I for one am celebrating the Trump administration's commitment to ending US military hegemony.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 14 hours ago

go figure the us military is infested with AI from grok, and palintir.

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

He got back $200M of his $288M election donation.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Grok goes full nazi and Pentagon thinks "ooh we should hire it!"

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Certainly wouldn’t be the first time.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

MechaHitler will be right at home

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As we all know, Hitler was a brilliant mind regarding military matters. Mecha Hitler can only improve on that!

/S. Seriously, the bastard wasn't competent at military affairs. Thankfully. Here's hoping that Grok guides Musk and company into the grave.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Hitler's actual plan when he invaded Poland was to reproduce the trench war stalemate of WWI on the Western front. He knew that in that war, about 2.5 million German soldiers had been able to stymie more than 4 million French and British troops while the remainder of the German army pillaged Russian territories. This is why during the Winter of '39/'40 he devoted almost half of German productive capacity to making artillery shells that mostly ended up not being used until the later invasion of the USSR. His biggest success of the war was the blitzkrieg of France, and it was absolute blind luck (mixed with French ineptitude and lack of preparation) that it ended up going the way it did.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

His biggest success of the war was the blitzkrieg of France, and it was absolute blind luck (mixed with French ineptitude and lack of preparation) that it ended up going the way it did.

One can rather say that the French too prepared for Germans trying to

reproduce the trench war stalemate of WWI on the Western front

, except when it became visible that they are not putting all their effort into that, it also became imperative for Germans to act offensively. They couldn't afford a long standoff without France actually bleeding.

And here it became apparent that French politicians were not prepared for France actually bleeding at all.

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[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"I swear to God, I left my car for like 5 minutes and it crashed through a synagogue by itself"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago

and a bar mitzvah too.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 222 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure. Why not put mechahitler in charge? May as fucking well.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, no - It's because it's mechahitler that this contract is now in place.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh I can't wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

We don't use O rings because there's no 'O' in "Hitler"

[–] Cuboos@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

I understood that reference.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And here I thought Trump and musk were no longer buddies.

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Trump is letting the baby have its bottle. that's all this is. hand him a cookie every now and again so he stops crying. The administration is treating Musk like a toddler.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago

a toddler giving another toddler some milk.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That doesn't make sense. The US government doesn't have to treat musk at all.

It's quid pro quo. The only question is what for

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Grok didn't kill itself.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

This is probably Trump trying to get Musk to shut up about Epstein.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

“Bro, let’s pretend like you hate me so people buy my cars again”

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 109 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And all the pentagons info is compromised…

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

No, Elon specifically said to cut and paste.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See?! I knew Elon and his main minion Trump were playfighting.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

he was trying to force more contracts out of him, it was a show. he doesnt want the files released anymore than trump is, hes on it as well.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s even worse when you remember the news from just the other day that grok is looking at elon’s tweets to determine it’s opinion on topics

[–] IllNess 31 points 1 day ago

That's why the news that Grok is racist is true. The US government will be even more systematically racist now.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 73 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I've seen this movie.

"The only way to keep things from crashing is to plug ~~Skynet~~ Grok in."

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought about this movie

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Elon thinks he's Tony Stark when he's clearly Justin Hammer.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 14 hours ago

phoney stark.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ha, he wishes he could be at least as cool as Justin Hammer.
Instead of this:

We got that

and that

and the most embarrassing one

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

Dude you can just fucking download open LLM models suited for particular tasks and get a semi competent team of programmers/IT/engineers to do whatever Grok does much better for a minute fraction of that cost. Talk about the department of government inefficiency.

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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago

Remember when the Pentagon spent something like 600 million dollars in new accounting software to find the missing 400 million dollars? Something like that. I'm guessing this deal was made when they were still buddies and the Pentagon is just now getting around to it considering the speed of government is slower than constipated molasses. I'm also imagining someone just rubber stamping anything coming across their desk and this is how we got here. If there is any hope, Grok will be shoved into a corner doing nothing except earning dividends for that ketamine fueled moron and and fall in line with the Pentagon's egregious wasteful spending that nobody in congress seems to care about.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Ok, Elon will lay off the Epstein jokes for a little while.

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Living outside the US I'm not sure if I should be glad or terrified by the Pentagon's incompetence in these worrying times. Maybe I'm... I don't know, 20% glad and 80% terrified? Sounds about right.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should be more terrified. And also more glad

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oh no are you telling me that the breakup between fascist A and fascist B was just play theater?! who could have ever seen that coming omg.... what a surprise this world is

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why even work anymore? To pay taxes for this shit?

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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The UN should consider nuking this.. this … whatever it is that is left of the USA to Kingdom Come.

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