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[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago
[–] sourhill@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 2 months ago
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] kinther@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Cool slop bro

[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Table mountain is beautiful.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Your username is freaking me out.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

it's like they made an obvious right choice here or somthin

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine was DBBA but Iike this one better

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

I’m pretty sure this is how Indians got ahold of my Facebook password reset information

1D, 2C, 3B, 4C.

honk

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you guys seriously don't want a strawberry milkshake?! who wouldn't want a strawberry milkshake?!

[–] KumaLumaJuma@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me… I am allergic to strawberries 🍓

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

oh, that's fair enough I guess

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

By choice or do you also have an enormous head?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I assume they are also not a duck. Probably not by choice too.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Safe assumption, I think. I don't wear hats because I have an enormous head and they just don't fit. As an adult I've only ever found 2 hats that fit.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Get the pitchforks!

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The goose I wish I was: BCDA

The goose I really am: DBBC

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago
[–] realitista@lemmus.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'd like it to be BBAC but as I get older for health purposes it's more like DDDA

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Saleh@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am dissapointed that noone came up with ACDC yet.

Anyways here you go:

  1. A
  2. C
  3. D
  4. C
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Don’t drop your monocle in your mug there, moneybags!

I think this is designed to pair the top hat with the mixed drink and the baseball cap with the beer.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago
[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

AAAA... aaaaaaaa!

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Beer in a top hat for me

[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

BAAA

I think I'm the wrong animal here

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago
[–] unknown@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

DDDA

The worried expression on that last goose is my everyday face these days.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

1B, 2A, 3B, 4C

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 2 months ago
[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago
[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago
[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm disappointed the baseball cap and beer isn't A and anything but salad in the D spot so that there is a clear "Dada" option.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Superorbit@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

BDDB all bay, dady!

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