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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 76 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would assume that ALL the knowledge in the universe would include how to get my friend back from Gax.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 103 points 1 month ago

Or the knowledge that you can't.

[–] jodanlime@midwest.social 41 points 1 month ago (6 children)

It does, but Gax also has all of that knowledge. Now you are in a galactic game of wits.

[–] Linearity 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If it was me being taking away I would tell the person "take the knowledge, build clean energy on this planet! Trust me, that's totally worth one person! Especially if that person is my lazy ass!"

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then the recipient of the knowledge realizes the problem was never the technology, it's the incentive structure of the system.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey now, you're not getting a free escape from this dump that easily.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

You get back down here right now 🦀

[–] four@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

"Change the world! My final message. Goodbye."

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If any alien wants to take me away from you, let them. Fuck earth! I'm off to GORP GORP!!!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The first one is a bit unfair since they don't say what they're planning to do with the 100,000 people. Even when things are doing well generally, there will always be people who would jump at the chance to get off the planet and start anew.

The second one sounds like heaven if the internet access includes a good gaming PC and way to get games on it.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, they start with "we come seeking mates." Sex is implied, though it could be sex slavery, could be a death after sex thing, but there are fetishes for that too, and she got the signups on a fetish site. Seems fair to me, unless you mean the judgement of the Aliens. Maybe asking more questions is part of the test.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, you're right, I missed that. I have a feeling they'd get more male volunteers in that case, but what I said mostly still applies.

[–] manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

It's gonna take a GORP to drag me awaaaay from yoooou!

And it's nothing that a hundred Gax or more could ever dooooooo!

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A friend of mine once told me this story. She was very much trying to do good in school, including studying a lot to do good at the final exams. Her dad had cancer at the time and the prognosis was he'd last till August or so. He died in May. She was devastated. She said she'd rather have spent time with her dad before he passed away than study for the stupid school. Her plan was to study, finish school in June and then spend time with her dad. The universe had other plans. Just a story from real life.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

"Not THAT one, but sure."

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

What's he doing with the friend he's taking? Maybe it won't be so bad.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Damn, Gax really wants a friend.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

if i get all the knowledge in the universe, i'll know how to retrieve my friend

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The knowledge will let you know you made the wrong decision.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hadn't read any of the series, but I was aware of it and thought maybe the artist should have chosen a different planet.

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I’ve read a great many of the books and I agree with you. I think they’re not aware of Gor and chose the name randomly.

There was also a movie. That movie was awful.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Misread that as Transman of Gor at first.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

All the knowledge in the universe sounds like a privacy crisis.

[–] markovianparallax@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can't know things and have friends?

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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

Is test. No-one willing to trade a friend should be given such knowlege freely. Conversely, no-one should bear such a burden alone.

Can we break it up among my friend-group with a decent bit of overlap? Except for the moral hazard stuff; Break that up among us into the smallest, least coherent bits possible.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think there's too many things in the universe I'd rather not know. In fairness to the universe, all those things are happening on this planet (that I know of).

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Just think, you could be aware of all the atrocities being committed on every planet in the universe!

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's definitely a trap. All that knowledge would probably overfill your brain and overwrite parts, making you an insane halfzombie without a friend.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

That's like, all of my friends, dude.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Griffith without the torture

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Gax From just wanted a friend

[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Solved.

Take all knowledge universe

Control time and space

Go back and put clone in place of original friend

Bring original friend with you to your original timeline

Erase brings knowledge event

Make perfect “best tasting dish” for friend and you

Solve world problems after on a full stomach

:)

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Control time and space

And if all the knowledge in the universe tells you time travel is impossible?

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

People in þis þread are continually confusing knowledge wiþ ability.

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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Then you directly use your knowledge on how to return your friend

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago

Im shocked to hear that coming from miss british empire here.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If he's still a corporeal form, there aint no way he has all the knowledge of the universe.

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[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

isn't it paradoxical? all the knowledge means you now have an infinitely detailed image of the friend, you know how to create a look-alike human with same dna's and know how to flash the image to the new human. thus you've recreated the friend while keeping the knowledge.

[–] coriza@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if that is possible. It is not a god cheat code. In fact even if something is possible it does not mean it is practical or doable in ones lifetime

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