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[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good thing men have holes. Otherwise they'd be literally incompatible. >.>

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Here's your risky click of the day: ಠ_ಠ (visual is sfw but mind the audio)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh dude some of the stories I heard in the waiting room, uh, yeah I met that patient.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Philadelphia side car 🤣

[–] molten@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

What a shit argument. For one, they are literally compatible. If they touch it just becomes a hot wire that can transfer electric charge. The design is for convenience and not a biological argument.
Second, this assumes that visual examples of simple things must equate to similar examples that share only a few features of resemblance. Like saying that a pipe bomb explodes, TNT explodes, and thus, (insert tube shaped example like a snake or a trash can) should also naturally explode. I guess an idiot might be convinced.

In this dumb example it could be argued extension cords are like gay men, and thus, are natural. Penis? Check. Hole meant for putting penis in? Check. Gay man. (Or trans person, or intersex, or more)

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 15 points 1 month ago

my dude are you saying "GroyperVGC" is dumber than rocks at the bottom of the abyssopelagic asscrack in the ocean? sir, that is an upstanding pillar of the community 😤

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Also, there's nothing biological about them. They're not biological entities. They're artificial. Manufactured.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Extension chords have two things poking out. So his point can obviously only be about people with diphallia.

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If my extension cords are gay men then my USB drives are gay tops.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Well, obviously. My netgear is actually a gay switch.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

For one, they are literally compatible.

I mean, whatever is at the other end of the American male plug probably expects 120V, 60Hz AC power, and whatever is at the other end of the male Europlug probably expects 240V, 50Hz AC power.

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Awkschually, a lot of stuff can take both because it's often cheaper to produce one for multiple Countries.

A random phone charger I grabbed of my shelf can take anywhere from 100 to 240V, 50 to 60Hz.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Fair haha. A little in the weeds but I'm referring directly to the pins and socket (and conductor I guess) specifically like the OP was with their ability to connect. If we ignore convention then what's off screen could technically be a power source of any metric on one end and a compatible appliance on the other.

Unrelated bit do you think if we continue this as the original euphemism it becomes a racial thing implying nobody should get with Europeans? Lol

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

I prefer "idiot thinks he's making a great argument - I will not dignify it with anything serious"

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

This is not an argument supposed to convince anyone. This is made to be looked at by people who already hold the same belief in order to validate and reinforce their world view.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know if they've noticed. But humanity is a very horny species.

If there's a hole, they'll fuck it.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dont eat the butterfly or else its gonna create a storm in Saturn via the butterfly effect?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago

lick a poisonous butterfly and you'll fly through space

This is not biology.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Let me explain this to the less fortunate..... Some people with two penises also have two assholes and if they meet they are totally compatible. You can have a people polymer chain! Just use one of your two penises as a crosslink (fucking) between your self and the other guy. You can make circles while standing up! The rest of us single blade single plugers can only do back to back...it takes a whole lot to make a circle that way.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We are not designed. At all. Explain dreams.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 11 points 1 month ago

And God said, "Let there be prostates."

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Dirty Mike? Me and the boys have been looking for you since that thing we did in New York all those years ago…

[–] thelivefive@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

The prongs on my appliances making me think about gay sex then turning that into a point on how it's against gods will is level 1000 repression.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I take overwhelming joy in telling people like this "well duh, that's why god gave us buttholes"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago

that's why the prostate feels so good to be prodded by a long hard object, it's literally a lock and key

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Flip one cord around and it’ll work fine.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Someone hasn't heard of docking...

http://docking.urbanup.com/11376195

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What was the original topic even? My mind can't comprehend why someone would compare power cables to something biological.

Edit: okay I can make some guesses... I didn't see the response image due to some bug in the lemmy client app

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Im going to wait over here for god to explain this unholy abomination.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You can put one of the prongs of the cylindrical connectors through the holes of the flat one. It's called "docking."

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The top dude isn't homophobic, he just doesnt suppprt marriage between Americans and Europeans.