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[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 315 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

This shitpost was generated using AI Lemmy:

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago

Well, at least you’re calling it out. Neither up nor down for me then.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

AI slop is the proper way of honoring this fuckstick.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 22 points 2 weeks ago

Literally me right now.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

You got 10 fingers. Hit em both

[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Explains why the face is too big. A human would have portrayed it more accurately.

anyone would have made the face smaller. would have been better

[–] jmsy@lemmy.world 103 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My girlfriend had a heavy flow period yesterday. That much blood hasn't gushed from a pussy since Charlie kirk was shot

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah but I’m not shoving my face in Charlie’s neck.

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[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Will nobody mention the wrong placement of the checks notes stigmata?

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh dear…where is the respect?

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Also feels weird that they don't have him in a T-shirt.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It looks like John Candy and Dave Thomas had a baby.

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[–] aggronvation@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Fair but it's rapidly decreasing

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago

It also needs a conical upper jaw, such that the axis of each tooth is pointed at the center of his chin rather than straight down.

Damn! Put a content warning on that shit. Scary giant gums ahead.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Bro ~~is~~was a Meatcanyon caricature

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

We need to implement stronger gum control

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How disrespectful!

The hole was on the sides, not the front.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What I cannot get about this arguement is that it's entirely circular.

We cannot implement gun law because implementing gun law would violate the existing law. Yeah, that's called changing the law. Republicans do it all the time. Often to someone's detriment.

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 weeks ago

Face is too proportionate to the head.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago

The spout should be off to the right. Otherwise, it’s a great monument to a ventilated meat stick.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

double chin is too small as well.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

I said it before and I will say it again here: that face is too big!

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago

Finally a good use of ai

The face needs to be smaller on the head

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

The smile isn't creepy enough.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I would like to piss on his face but I'm afraid people wanna drink water from a fountain 😢

And lovely as my piss is, I dont think people who aren't expecting piss would enjoy it.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

Eh, only people who want anything to do with the water are his fans. Everyone else is gonna piss in it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

💀 I Loled at this so hard, the FBI spy van outside heard it.

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] potatopotato@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think that's the point in this particular case

[–] bender223@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty accurate except the head isn't big enough 😛

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