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[–] ericatty 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've got a mental list in my head of like 4 things I need to do. 2 are time-sensitive. 2 are things that would make me feel better to do. 2 would improve things.

I'm scrolling on Lemmy. And adding things to my mental to do list.

[–] jon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago

Hard to say if you have 4 or 6 tasks. The 2 time sensitive could easily apply to the other categories keeping it at 4 tasks but it is entirely possible you found 2 more and its 6.

By now I'm sure you've found more anyway :)

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

Before. Still gonna sit here and scroll on lemmy first though. Totally gonna walk soon right after I check my Masto. Oh damn let me take care of this task I forgot about before I go. Ok well that's done I guess it's time to go wa- damn that late? Ok well I guess it's time to go shower.

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'll treat myself to some takeout tonight, what should I get? I dunno, let's think about it until everything is closed.

[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Me with my ahdh friend: let's order takeout and meet there!

Result: we each went to a different location, and it turned out we ordered from yet a third location on the other side of town! Luckily, they agreed to stay open until we arrived to pick it up.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I know we always think about walking as some kind of positive metal health thing but whenever I’ve actually gotten out there for a walk I’ve found it boring unless I’m actually going somewhere in particular. If I’m just wandering I feel like I constantly have to think about where I’m going.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Listen to a podcast. Behind the Bastards is the best choice because I guarantee you can find a person in the backlog that you find fascinating.

[–] NecroParagon@midwest.social 2 points 4 days ago

Atonal screaming ensues

Hardcore History is a solid choice as well, unless he's driving you up a wall both-siding the fucking Imperial Japanese Army

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is me when I'm trying to figure out what to watch. If it's a particularly strugglesome day, I can't get past deciding which app to load on my Roku to start searching for something to watch.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I feel fortunate that this isn't a problem for me (yet.) 🏴‍☠ streaming website and Youtube is how I watch things these days. Now, finding something that aligns with my interest(s) that moment, day, or week... That's a whole other story.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Okay I call BS, exercise before shower is a no brainer, now which type of exercise or whether to even go, that’s the challenge.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 5 days ago

I’m hot and stinky and sticky and I hate living. I need to take a shower!

I’m planning on exercising today, I can’t take a shower until I do that

When should I exercise? I have things to do for work. After I do those things, then!

oh it’s close to lunch time. I’m going to eat.

the dishwasher isn’t unloaded. I’ll do that.

the kitchen rag needs to go to the laundry

oh I should get my clothes into the washing machine

And that’s how I’m cleaning the toilets instead of taking a shower and it’s 6pm and I haven’t worked or worked out or showered and fuuuuuuu