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[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 261 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I appreciate the removal of the unnecessary censorship.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 141 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Un-censoring Facebook memes, the world is healing. <3

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 72 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nature, uh, finds a fucking way

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

"Hold onto your motherfucking asshole shits."
- Ray Arnold

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Funny you say that. Nature’s way is fucking.

From flowers to birdsongs, it’s all about reproduction.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Haha sexs hahaha

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Thank fuck someone is uncensoring the censorship. I don’t want to live in 1984 anymore or under the modern equivalent of the Stasi.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 163 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you are a hero for adding "fucking" back

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] madjo@feddit.nl 9 points 3 days ago
[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 113 points 4 days ago (1 children)

upvoted because of the censorship removal. Great job.

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Uncensoring meme posts is probably a good new use for AI to turn its efforts to I reckon

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

it takes five seconds in any image editor. how would this be a good use for ai?

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[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 59 points 3 days ago

I fucking love the fact you (or someone) uncensored it

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 days ago

So this is the next phase of censorship they instead of not censoring, we censor the naughty words and then just grafitti it back up?

[–] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Why go to the trouble of putting a gray box when you could just have put a white box over the censorship scribble?

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 73 points 4 days ago (4 children)

because i have no idea what i'm doing and didn't even intend on putting a box there.

[–] RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Heroic effort, nonetheless

[–] Absolute_Axoltl@feddit.uk 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you know why the way you did it is right? Because we know you did it. Your way shows everyone that you made an effort. You made a fucking effort and now everyone notices. Go you.

[–] cenzorrll@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Don't obliterate entries, correct in a way that the previous entry is still legible.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

any time. the one thing i can do is use frinkiac

[–] parody@lemmings.world 2 points 4 days ago

Thank you!

When I see

funi

I wanna share anywhere, I hop on Google Images to look for the highest quality version (I might select the text in the image and copy it and paste it into the search).

Might have saved 0.006 seconds for you. So, over your lifetime, I've still wasted more of your time with this comment than you'll ever save... But anyway!

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How dare you force me to view this unredacted obscenity! Now I'll never make it to heaven you jerk

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

...never make it to fucking heaven

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To show that there was the censoring in the first place. If they were to just cover it over it could just look like they replaced any word there (even though most would probably assume it was fucking anyway

This was is say, no, your censoring is dumb and imma put it the fuck back

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 4 days ago

Increases engagement.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago

I'm happy they did it at all

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Maybe it was edited on mobile. Some mobile image editors are limited in what they can do

everyone boo real tony we got better tony right fucking here

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Self checkout says otherwise, but yeah, lot of cameras.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Those have cameras now. Walmart's will lock you out and call an employee over if it thinks you didn't scan something.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The one time I want to Walmart and did self check out I went quick like at the grocer. It scanned the item and the weight sensor couldn't keep up and I got locked out.

When the employee came he barely glanced at the register as he unlocked it and left but I saw it playback a top down view of the register along with my face shot.

Yeah. Lots of cameras.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 3 days ago

I found out about it when it actually caught me putting something in a bag without scanning it, because I was on autopilot and not paying attention to what I was doing.

But, like you, the employee didn't give a fuck.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 days ago

Oh, I know. And I know where to look to stare hard and assert dominance. Not gonna simp for any clanker.

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

No chase policy