Previously, I'd have said that Trump and Epstein were two sides of the same coin.
But now, it's obvious that they're the same side of the same coin.
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Thread's over. LOGIC won.
I actually ate this one for a moment
Same, this was on the top when I opened the app. I bit it hard.
3D printer owners, unite!
It's not microplastics either (it's often starch or something right?).
Nowadays, it can be a lot of other polymer compounds reinforced with carbon fiber, but silver (or GOLD!) spray can make it go a few inches longer.
one day Trump is going to be so obsessed with gold, that he will spray paint himself gold.
If he hasn't already
I chomped that onion and had to look again for the zine.
I’m not entirely familiar with British lingo, but I’m assuming nonce is another word for patriot.
Depends where you're from. In the U.S., anyone who currently self identifies as a patriot either is a nonce or supports one.
Isn't a nonce some religious person in British?
It's also a cryptographic term for numbers used only once...
i thought it was a slang that british call people PEDOS.
If someone had asked me I'd said it's derogatory, like "you fucking nonce!", but also it's a religious thing (not specifically pedo related 😁) but all I could find was "slang for pedo".
So I doubled down and here is where I went wrong:
The Nonce apostolique is french for Nuncio in English.
So nonce is pedo in English slang, and in french it's a diplomatic representative of the pope.
How appropriate!
Cheers
You could say it's often a religious person, but not all. The Catholic Church is notorious for this, but really no greater amount of nonce than other religions.
See my answer below, nonce is french for the popes ambassador.
and with the way inflation is going, it'll be worth 50 cents by this time next year
Nothing stops us from creating a mold, and pouring melt into it for rounds. Although I guess you can't legally put a dollar value on it unless it comes from a government mint.
1 Dullar
1 Donnar more like
Down that route lies the 1 Dunnald IMO
2 randy dullards
3 Fougasse
It's one of them fancy expenditures homeopathic goldish coins. It was in the same building as some gold once, it still totally counts.
Two reverse sides then.
If a us minted coin comes about with trumps face, its the opportunity to call them trump-epstein coins. Makes sense.
If anyone mints some out of chocolate in golden wrappers I would buy a 100
The back should say, "BFFs forever"
"Best Friends Forever, Forever"?
That's, unfortunately, how many use it.
E Blackmailus Unum. Will they mint a limited run of 8200 of them?