this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

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6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My brothers in God, I am Sphincterius. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

*my brother in Jupiter

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[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] noretus@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I don't know why but this is the best one.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 15 points 2 months ago

Marie Callender Sesame Chicken Bowlius.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Yogurtius.

"Yo, Gurtius!"

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 2 months ago

Breakfastius

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Fudgsicleius

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Candy Cornius.

Sounds like my stripper name tbh.

[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[–] ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] johsny@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Nou praat jy!!

[–] Hatshepsut@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Crostro@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Your momius

Shakshukaius

Idk that’s kinda cool actually

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Deleted by creatorius

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Taco Bellius

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[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

stirfryandbeansandriceius

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Turkeysubius

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] markz@suppo.fi 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The first thing I do after finishing a bowl of ice cream was to open lemmy and see this meme. Not great, but could be worse.

[–] ratel@mander.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

Relax Icecreamius, at least you aren't Sorbetius.

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 3 points 2 months ago

Eggplantius

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Nutius. Very nutius.

[–] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Enchiladius

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Flammekuecheius

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Trailius Mixius

[–] Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Deviledius eggius

[–] lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Icecreamius

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Leekcakeius

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago
[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Bootius Maximus

[–] Brekky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Disco friesius

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