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[–] yardratianSoma@lemmy.ca 121 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ngl, this is partially why I enjoyed deleting facebook in 2012. The ability to just impulsively compare myself to others is far too common on sites like that, so the freedom of not even having to worry about mistakenly glancing too long at an old friends profile is never a concern I have.

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

Same with LinkedIn. When you see someone who graduated in the same year as you, you will start comparing, it is not good…

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Sometimes it takes a while. Run your own race, not theirs. I didn't figure out what I wanted to do till I was 30. Before then I was absolutely anon, living in a room with a mattress, a PC and a pile of empty vodka bottles i sold plasma to pay for. Now I've got a career, a family, a home.

Dont compare yourself to others. Everyone has their own course to follow and their own struggles to get through.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 month ago

I started transition in my early 30s, before that my plan was to kill myself. Now I’m trying to live the life I want, to be who I want.

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm about to have my first child at 48. I wasn't ready before now.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Pardon me asking (and feel free to ignore): Isn’t that scary to have a child so late in life? I’m worried about the impact my age will have on my relationship with my kids and I’m roughly a decade younger.

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just don't see the point in worrying about it. I haven't been scared since I found out and Idon't think I will be now that's it's about 4 weeks away. I've been too busy buying and planning things and then I'll be too busy changing nappies.

I'm just going to get on with it and not worry about it. The good news is that I'm already waking up in the middle of the night for a pee so I'm somewhat practiced at that.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[same disclaimer] Was it planned?

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We were trying, yes.

Also back to your relationship question that I probably didn't answer. I already know someone in advanced age with a kid and they have a great relationship. I haven't even considered it. As long as I live a while longer I'm sure I'll have a healthy relationship. I'm quite a chill person and young at heart and genuinely don't see that as an issue.

If anything I think it might even be better! I genuinely think it will be beneficial that I'm not trying to grow up at the same time as my kid and can act as a caring and relaxed parent without any additional stress.

[–] ink@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Congratulations, and I wish the very best for you, your child, and your loved ones! :)

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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 month ago

I'm 29 and definitely nowhere near ready yet. This gives me hope

[–] Tiefa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel the same. I don't have everything I want in life but I heard somewhere, "Some are late bloomers, but everyone, blooms."

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Comparison is the thief of joy.

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

Comparing your real, everyday life to someone else's highlight reel is so much worse. I have been so much happier since getting rid of most social media. All the people I love, I can catch up with via phone calls.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

that's bedbugs

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro thinks Facebook is real life. Lmao

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup, people only post the flattering moments.

That said, if OP wants kids, they don't seem to be on a path to get there.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He is likely stuck in a depressed cycle that makes it hard to do any of those things

Probably. They are on 4chan afterall, and you don't usually get that far down the rabbithole without being perennially online.

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[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m married with a newborn, to the envy of my friends, who are all either single or in casual relationships. At the same time, I’ve got a shit job with shit pay and no education beyond high school, while all my friends are either working good jobs in their field or working on their masters degree. I’d love more than anything to have a steady job with good pay, even if it was a boring job, but with no education I don’t think that can happen. I’m very jealous of my friends and wish I could have what they have, meanwhile they look at me and say the same.

All that is to say, no one has it perfect, even if you think they’ve got everything you want, I can guarantee they wish they had something different, possibly something you’ve got. Don’t be so hard on yourself, comparing yourself to others.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

Grass is always greener and whatnot

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[–] NaibofTabr 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't waste your time on jealousy
Sometimes you're ahead
Sometimes you're behind
The race is long, and in the end
It's only with yourself

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Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life
The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives
Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't

Everybody's Free (to wear sunscreen), Baz Luhrmann

The race is long

and in the end is death. don't race your life to "get ahead". Take as much time as you desire.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

One NPC believes he has failed at Life (TM) , as brought to you by Meta Corporation, believes other NPC is 'main character'.

Meanwhile, 'main character' quite likely is laboriously and neurotically curating and self-censoring his corporate social media profile precisely to present the appearance of succeeding at Life (TM) , as brought to you by Meta Corporation, and in reality is likely in financial arrears, isn't satisfied or happy with his job, feels like it is mostly bullshit work, and is probably overtired most of the time, having little ability to develop any skills or interests not directly related to his job.

In summary, the NPC management system continues to work as intended, convincing everyone that everyone else is more happy and succesful and fulfilled than themself, ensuring the vast majority of NPCs are too demoralized to be able to consider meaningfully changing the system.

Sure, if the race is to be a normie, then Anon NPC 1 missed the starting gun.

But if the race is to live a genuine, authentic, intentional life, to define what that even means, and then to pursue it, muchless be largely in control of it, with 'main character' levels of plot orientation and plot armor?

Chances are high that neither NPC has even figured out the location of the venue for that event.

... because that event is not a product offered or showcased by Meta Corporation.

[–] Anomnomnomaly@lemmy.org 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When I have to describe social media... I do as follows.

There are 3 types of social media users.

1: Those with wealth who have no worries and can portray the image of living the simple life full of hobbies and joy... which is easy to do when you don't have to work 2 or 3 jobs just to pay the bills. they hoard wealth instead of giving. 2: Those that have no wealth and are desperately trying to convince others that they do, and that their life is so much better than yours. 3: The sheep that believe both of the above and would like to fit into one of those groups.

Meanwhile... the ones actually living the simple life, their best life, the relaxing life... aren't on corporate owner social media willing giving up their privacy and freedoms so a billionaire can get richer.

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[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

Essentially nothing here sounds like main character. This could be the most miserable mofo in the world. Grass is always greener...

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Possibly not fake

Might even not be gay

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 month ago

Looking up men online? Absolutely gay.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Yeah bro, how you spend your days is how you spend your life.

Clean and decorate your home. Develop a sense of style. Go out and do things and meet people. Challenge yourself to do something interesting every week. Talk to people, get out of your shell.

Sincerely, the first of her childhood friend group to get married

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Fake: Anon cares about other people.

Gay: Anon stalks his highschool boyfriend long after breakup.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

More often than not, the friend is putting on a performance. I'm not saying people don't have happily ever afters, but I am saying that people mostly show the best part of whatever they do.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

On the other hand: I have the money and free time to afford and play any games that I want. Nothing dark about that.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have kids, and I have the money but not time to play any game I want.

Everyone takes a different path in life, make sure you're working in the direction you want to go and are comfortable with the consequences of that choice. I am happy with my chosen lifestyle, but I've met plenty with a similar lifestyle and aren't happy.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On the other hand: I read about the lives of random terrorists, mass shooters, and I instsntly feel so much better about myself, at least I'm not that fucked up lol

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I also feel like I am still in the character creation menu. I have never developed, like, a solid self-identity due to having BPD; which feels like just constantly changing my character and never hitting the finish button.

Addressing that is the primary goal of a dialectal behavior therapy values assessment. Did a post about that fairly recently actually.

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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He got to play games and enjoy life his own way. No shame in that.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

Doesn't seem like he's enjoying his life, though.

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I would rather have a family than play fucking games. Wasted my childhood on that shit. it feels like I'm suffocating when I remember those times. He doesn't seem to enjoy it very much. Neither do I. Nor would any sane person. Not to imply that I'm sane.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My childhood friend of 20 years was much smarter than I am. He graduated with a college degree and landed a high-paying job, bought a house, got married, all that. He invited me to go on a European vacation that I simply could not afford, that's when I realized I needed to walk away. It was clear he was heading in a direction I couldn't follow. Life isn't like it is in the movies.

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

I'll be honest, if I was inviting a friend of a few decades to a vacation I would both check that he could afford it and if not just outright sponsor the whole thing.

[–] Anomnomnomaly@lemmy.org 7 points 1 month ago

Better way to look at it, he did a speed run through the game and completed it with 30% of the whole game done... The other one is doing all of the side quests and extras so he can get 100%

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

aaaaaaand now I'm sad because that is my life.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Make steps towards the life you want. I know that sounds big and scary but it's small things and doesn't have to (and shouldn't) be all at once.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you allowed a pet where you live? Sometimes all we need is a little affection and responsibility.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have a rescue cat. She's the reason why I haven't offed myself yet. She's my life

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