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[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 90 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.

[–] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 49 points 2 years ago

Bastards, bitches and assholes.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Penn Jillette has some shit takes at times, but I feel like he landed on a good one when he was workshopping an inclusive greeting on his podcast:

"Welcome brothers, sisters and siblings to...."

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah, Kenji! (He's the one that popularized the phrase afaik, apologies if not)

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am not sure, but this is definitely not a Stovetop original. I heard it somewhere else and it stuck with me because it just rolls off the tongue well.

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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

Oh this is pretty good... I'm stealing this.

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[–] ObiWahn@feddit.de 77 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oi cunts! Seems to fit everyone...

[–] twelvefloatinghands@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fails hard if you can't do an australian accent and you're speaking to an audience of women though

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[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"Sup Fuckers" is my go to.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the official English translation for the Azumanga Daioh manga, where Osaka walks into the room and greets everyone by saying, "Sup, numb nuts!"

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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, my nose is now burning because I just shot coffee out of it. Thanks for that.

[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Happy to help!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

Dude I literally typed your exact comment, said "ah fuck it," backed out, scrolled down, and read your comment. I legit checked to make sure it wasn't me who posted it.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The south, interestingly enough, always got it right: “Y'all."

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's the singular. The plural is All y'all

[–] dragonflyteaparty@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, y'all is a small group. All y'all is a big group.

Being from KY I am certified to speak on these matters. Y'all, 3 or less. All y'all, 4 or more.

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Elivey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sup fuckers and non-fuckers (ace inclusion is important)

Ladies, Gentlmen, and other androgynous creatures (odo)

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[–] Nima@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

"Sup dudes" is what I use. easier.

edit: if there's any confusion, always defer to the philosophy of Ed from Good Burger.

"I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. Cause we're all dudes! (hey!)"

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Dudes, guys, and boiiii are gender neutral terms and that's a hill I'll die on

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[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Careful, some weirdos will get offended at that one for absolutely no reason.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I addressed everyone as dudes in a work email once, a woman I worked with mentioned she wasn't a dude. Yes, she was just messing. The next email I addressed it to Glorious Comrades. It became an inside joke between us for a while.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Maybe, but that's like.. Their opinion dude

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My manager says "hello kittys", that one is excellent because it weirds everyone out. Especially in a button-down corporate environment.

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[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Guys, gals and nonbinary pals

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[–] squiblet@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Greetings, citizens of earth

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 2 years ago

"What up, dipshits?"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Getallen@feddit.nl 18 points 2 years ago

Alrighty campers

[–] Melonpoly@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

You've violated the law!

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[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No brownie points for guessing my preference here. Flawless, indeed.

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[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like the moderately-formal one from Dragonball Z Abridged: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the Technicolor Rainbow In Between!

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[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

"Alright you 'orrible lot!" has been my go-to. But I'm partial to "Hey Nooblets!"

[–] archonet@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (22 children)

I like "ladies, boys, and ladyboys" myself, but I value comedy over being inoffensive.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I find "hello, fellow kids" is what keeps me in with the hep crowd.

[–] Vodik_VDK@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's up, fellow / you fuckin' nerds?

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[–] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I learned one from a Tom Lehrer concert decades ago (I wasn't there -- it was a recording)

"As Malcolm X was fond of saying 'Good evening to my friends and enemies. I say that because I can't believe everyone here is my friend, and I don't want to exclude anyone'"

[–] Vodik_VDK@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

"Mascs, femmes, and they/thems."

Can even give it the 'ol "good evening," razzle dazzle. In my head I always have Bryan Cranston say it like when he narrated Asteroid City.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Gentles all

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