Poor wife. She married a guy who's too afraid to come out of the closet and who can't pleasure her. I hope they still have a milkman.
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2025
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I don't care if this is real or not, satire or reality but we need like 1000x more of this content everywhere. This is the kind of shit that triggers most of the silent majority crowd. Gargling dongs is apparently the ultimate sin.
talibans with a red hat
Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won't they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?
Answer:
A. They aren't actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they're a bunch of talentless cocksuckers.
B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.
C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.
D. All of the above (it's this)
I am 100% certain a large amount of conservatives have a massive cuck fetish and they get off on signaling it to the world. Why else would you admit not being able to satisfy your wife on what seems to be a press conference?
He might be able, ge just doesn't care, which is worse imo.
She's looking at him and thinking, Oh that's the reason he's so bad. Good thing I have the pool boy.
Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.
Cuz you know, female orgasm doesnβt exist, itβs lefties' conspiracy against normal male behavior /s
If you're having sex with a woman, you're having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
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Anyone working that hard to prove to the world (which didn't ask) that they aren't gay, is gay.
Exactamundo!
Steve Hughes has a great bit on why it's feminine to like women, while it takes a real man to want to fuck another man.
ancient greek mindset
Plato beat him by a few years
if you are talking about gay sex all the time, and thinking about you might be in the downlow. by the way there are category of porn for gay "white supremecist, conservative types to.
Yeah, it's called the generic stuff
Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn't for dudes like this, women's standards wouldn't be low enough for me to get laid
Using the Grindr account to avoid having to have gay sex with his wife.
Yes, I have loads gay sex with his wife.
Men will say anything to avoid admitting they're bad at sex.
Sounds like he just doesn't want to have sex with his wife. That's pretty gay.
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Isn't this basically trying to roll back women's position in society from people to baby makers?
Yeah. That's essentially it.
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The Manosphere discovering higher order dimensions in order to twist themselves up into even more complex coping mechanisms.
"I can't figure out what this button does, so I refuse to use it >:( "
It's gay if you're watching me do it, f-boy.
Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well
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It's really sad to see what Donald has done to people's brains. Enjoying good sex with one's wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.
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So, it turns out he didnt say that. Well, not exactly. He did say that "gay sex" was anything that wasnt about "making babies", but he wasnt saying dont give your wife an orgasm. He was talking about having sex just to get an orgasm being materialistic.
Still a massive fucking idiot, but he did not say whats said here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH6uydPCX8Q<<< What he actually said... A YEAR AGO!
The greater point seems to be about being against women being on birth control. I dont know, as I couldnt stand listening to him talk for very long.
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So, a man having sex with a woman is gayβ¦
That is a really weird way to say you can't make a woman cum.
I bet, the next thing he said was "Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour".
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