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Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.

Bardella was at an event in Moissac, southwest France, to promote his latest book when a man broke the egg on his head.

The suspected attacker, a 74-year-old man, was arrested and taken into custody for violence against a public official, prosecutor Montauban Bruno Sauvage told AFP.

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[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

74 year old badass.

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

it's time for digested food

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Milk and sugar next week.

Free Crepes.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 23 points 13 hours ago

The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.

[–] j_z@feddit.nu 12 points 13 hours ago

Operation dessert storm

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 12 points 14 hours ago

I can't understand if I should praise aiming skills or if the egg was cracked up close and personal. Tried to check in the article and saw what Bardella made of it:

The more we make progress, the closer we get to power, the more the violence from the far left, intolerance and pure stupidity are unleashed

For fuck's sake, he just barely survived an assassination no less

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious

I'm desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Just going down the ingredients list until they toss him in an oven to bake until golden brown.

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I hope every political argument devolves into food being thrown eventually.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago

Pelt him with grapes: not big enough to do much damage, but in the right quantities, it'll get the point across

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 12 points 18 hours ago

clearly they are trying to turn him into a cake so next will probably be the butter

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 41 points 21 hours ago

I've heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

So just milk and sugar missing and he turns into a cake?

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Some Morton’s and a little milk and we can call it salt and batter-y. Just deserts, i say.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 47 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I guess next would be milk.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 29 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Poach@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

You can't eat your cake and have it too

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You can, through the magic of buying two of them.

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[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I've never fully understood this phrase because don't you have a cake by eating it?

"what did you eat last night?" "I had a cake instead of dinner"

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

"I have a cake (in my possession)" as opposed to "I'm having / I had a cake (for a meal)". Perhaps the less ambiguous phrasing would be "...and keep it too" – the nuance is probably academic at this point – but proverbs tend to be stubborn.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

Once you eat the cake, you don't have the cake anymore. "Have" showing possession, not "to eat".

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Get some sugar in the mix, and boy... you got yourself a cake going.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 points 12 hours ago

A crêpe, rather.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

Um... wouldn't it be funny if someone tried doing that with some dogshit next lol

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 180 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Quatre quarts. Or "four quarters".

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

And this, is already too much maths for Bardella

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 55 points 1 day ago

Custard's last stand

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[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 20 points 23 hours ago

I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.

Make fascists scared again.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

America: throw a whole pre-made sandwich at a cop

France: individually throw every ingredient to make every part of a sandwich from scratch

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[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"Violence", gotta love the special treatment government gives the rich. Noones getting arrested if you reverse the roles

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 5 hours ago

I mean, hitting someone with an object, whether solid or fragile, is violence. Mild violende is still violence. Justified violence is still violence.

It should be up to a court to decide the severity of the assault and whether it warrants punitive action. In a fair and just society at least.

And in a fair and just society, the decision should be a reprimand because judicial encouragement of violence is a bad idea, but no further action.

[–] Cattail@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

At least he can make pancakes

[–] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 12 hours ago

Waiting for the milk

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 95 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Flour, egg. It’s time for a pie

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It’s France so it’s definitely cake

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 23 hours ago
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 14 hours ago

Make him into a baguette

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