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it's time for digested food
Milk and sugar next week.
Free Crepes.
Or cake
The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.
Operation dessert storm
I can't understand if I should praise aiming skills or if the egg was cracked up close and personal. Tried to check in the article and saw what Bardella made of it:
The more we make progress, the closer we get to power, the more the violence from the far left, intolerance and pure stupidity are unleashed
For fuck's sake, he just barely survived an assassination no less
I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious
I'm desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?
Just going down the ingredients list until they toss him in an oven to bake until golden brown.
I hope every political argument devolves into food being thrown eventually.
Pelt him with grapes: not big enough to do much damage, but in the right quantities, it'll get the point across
clearly they are trying to turn him into a cake so next will probably be the butter
I've heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.
So just milk and sugar missing and he turns into a cake?
Some Morton’s and a little milk and we can call it salt and batter-y. Just deserts, i say.
Well done.
I guess next would be milk.

You can't eat your cake and have it too
I've never fully understood this phrase because don't you have a cake by eating it?
"what did you eat last night?" "I had a cake instead of dinner"
"I have a cake (in my possession)" as opposed to "I'm having / I had a cake (for a meal)". Perhaps the less ambiguous phrasing would be "...and keep it too" – the nuance is probably academic at this point – but proverbs tend to be stubborn.
Once you eat the cake, you don't have the cake anymore. "Have" showing possession, not "to eat".
Get some sugar in the mix, and boy... you got yourself a cake going.
A crêpe, rather.
Um... wouldn't it be funny if someone tried doing that with some dogshit next lol
Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_cake or as French call it, quarte quarts
Quatre quarts. Or "four quarters".
And this, is already too much maths for Bardella
Custard's last stand
If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.
I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know
The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.
Make fascists scared again.
Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake
America: throw a whole pre-made sandwich at a cop
France: individually throw every ingredient to make every part of a sandwich from scratch
"Violence", gotta love the special treatment government gives the rich. Noones getting arrested if you reverse the roles
I mean, hitting someone with an object, whether solid or fragile, is violence. Mild violende is still violence. Justified violence is still violence.
It should be up to a court to decide the severity of the assault and whether it warrants punitive action. In a fair and just society at least.
And in a fair and just society, the decision should be a reprimand because judicial encouragement of violence is a bad idea, but no further action.
At least he can make pancakes
Waiting for the milk
Now whisk.
Make him into a baguette