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Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.

Bardella was at an event in Moissac, southwest France, to promote his latest book when a man broke the egg on his head.

The suspected attacker, a 74-year-old man, was arrested and taken into custody for violence against a public official, prosecutor Montauban Bruno Sauvage told AFP.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Just need sugar and we gotta cake to let us eat!

[–] andallthat@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I'm appalled at all these people who condone throwing flour and eggs at politicians. Everyone knows that the egg goes first, because it helps the flour stick.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Whoa, the Eat The Rich people are serious.

[–] Uruanna@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Gotta make them edible enough first. Need some seasoning.

[–] marmaraunimezunu@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Is it a tradition to throw eggs or flour at politicians in France? If so, it is a good tradition.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

I think people have been throwing produce for a long time in general. But there's a list of stuff thrown at politicians on wiki

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_of_objects_being_thrown_at_politicians

I'm partial to the Australian "egg boy" because a ska band wrote a song about it

https://abcnews.go.com/International/eggboy-teen-cracks-egg-anti-muslim-australian-lawmakers/story?id=61730581

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUCVAOY76xo

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago

74 year old badass.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Milk and sugar next week.

Free Crepes.

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago

nods or cake.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

it's time for digested food

[–] j_z@feddit.nu 17 points 1 day ago

Operation dessert storm

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't understand if I should praise aiming skills or if the egg was cracked up close and personal. Tried to check in the article and saw what Bardella made of it:

The more we make progress, the closer we get to power, the more the violence from the far left, intolerance and pure stupidity are unleashed

For fuck's sake, he just barely survived an assassination no less

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

When they get all melodramatic about flour, eggs, sandwiches being tossed at them, don't they realize how pathetic they sound acting like these acts are in and of themselves just horrible violance?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious

I'm desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Just going down the ingredients list until they toss him in an oven to bake until golden brown.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 12 points 1 day ago

clearly they are trying to turn him into a cake so next will probably be the butter

[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope every political argument devolves into food being thrown eventually.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Pelt him with grapes: not big enough to do much damage, but in the right quantities, it'll get the point across

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

The point: "stop wine-ing"?

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 42 points 1 day ago

I've heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I guess next would be milk.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Poach@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You can't eat your cake and have it too

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can, through the magic of buying two of them.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

But how would one wash the dish? Surely not with a dishwasher pod?

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[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So just milk and sugar missing and he turns into a cake?

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some Morton’s and a little milk and we can call it salt and batter-y. Just deserts, i say.

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 183 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 56 points 1 day ago

Custard's last stand

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Quatre quarts. Or "four quarters".

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And this, is already too much maths for Bardella

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[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 99 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

America: throw a whole pre-made sandwich at a cop

France: individually throw every ingredient to make every part of a sandwich from scratch

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.

Make fascists scared again.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Get some sugar in the mix, and boy... you got yourself a cake going.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

A crêpe, rather.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 96 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Flour, egg. It’s time for a pie

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It’s France so it’s definitely cake

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Um... wouldn't it be funny if someone tried doing that with some dogshit next lol

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