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NOW do you understand why trump's trying to invade Greenland?
Jesus Christ he’s been the grinch all along!
The Grinch is green. Trump's the Orinch.
The frownch
Santlantis
In an ICE facility for undocumented aliens.
the south pole actually has land under the ice so he'd have to move from north to south I guess
Do you think the reindeer will start feeding on the Arctic penguins
Antarctic penguins.
And yes.
Oops
They'll probably at least try since they see bigger chances to win compared to the polar bears that they had to face previously
Hell move back to Turkiye.
I thought Hell could be found in the other country with Turk in its name:
It is not where, but when. In the past.
The ground underneath the ice and water. Antlantis or R'leh.
I hear Finland has pretty good views of the Northern Lights. Or Canada, since one of his mailing addresses is there.
korvatunturi because that's where he ACTUALLY lives
Alternatively, we could stop lying to our kids from a young age. When you think about it, it's just normalizing the act of lying, which is kinda fucked up
Honestly I never even thought about the lying aspect, I grew to dislike the concept since it's teaching kids that an old man is spying on them all the time.
True, but you get the same thing with religion. And unfortunately it conditions people to be comfortable with mass surveillance
Ya mama's house
My mother does make a damn good hot chocolate
He will live on in our memories and in our hearts.
I hate the whole idea of Santa
I actually think it's a great way to teach kids why religions are lies lol
Also make you start doubting every authority figure
At least that's the case for me.
This is such a punk rock take and I love it.
You can't surely be comparing Santa Claus to our Lord and Savior, one is a magical figure that judges us by seeing everything we do and promises reward or retribution.
To be honest I'm not super comfortable with it either. It's something I grew up with but in hindsight it doesn't really make any sense to me.
Don't worry, the nuclear winter will cancel it out.
They probably won't be gone completely and it will take thousands of years, so for a while every version of Santa is good.