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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 89 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Also Led Zeppelin: squeeze my lemon baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also Led Zeppelin: Hobbits are pretty dope

[–] hellothere@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago

Also: what if whales played drums

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, it's a little known pice of trivia actually, they were making a statement about the war

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This is true. During the war the soldiers were suffering with shortages and they had low quality food. Overly filled and poor leaky lemons were rife. A lot of legs were sticky. It was Hell.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago

It was not a party, let me tell you. Or do a search for the ironically named "lemon party" to get the info straight from the source.

[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Close, but you were actually one of the lucky divisions to get even rotten lemons. Trench warfare was largely a battle of attrition and rations had to last, hot meals and fresh fruit (especially sources of vitamin c) were a luxury to be supplied with. Scurvy wasn't uncommon. Here's a bunch of cool links

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

Those are some cool links, thanks!

[–] laszlopanaflex@piefed.world 8 points 1 week ago

That was a reference to the Robert Johnson song Traveling Riverside Blues. Apparently Johnson might have himself taken it from a Roosevelt Sykes song.

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 85 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And I mean, like, really REALLY good at pinball.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That would sound good in the name of a movie

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago

We're going with "Tommy."

There has to be a twist.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago (5 children)

GWAR: What if we sprayed people with alien cum?

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

On a related note, GWAR did an NPR Tiny Desk concert. It's really... something.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 27 points 1 week ago

Tiny Desk concerts are a national treasure.

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[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everyone should go to a gwar show

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[–] lonlazarus@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I love Zep, but it’s amusing know somebody thinks they’re possibly philosophical romantics.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 33 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Half of their music was straight up stolen blues songs.

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[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So many of their songs are about abandoning romantic partners. Kinda gross.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

they say write what you know

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Iron Maiden: here's a song about the plot of the last movie/tv show/book Bruce dickenson consumed

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Not a prisoneeeeer, I'm a free maaaaan

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The Beatles: What if I was a walrus?

[–] WatchfulConsole@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo a'joob g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo Joob! Joob! Joob!

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[–] hayvan@piefed.world 32 points 1 week ago
[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Powerwolf: What if the Spanish Inquisition involved werewolves?

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Metallica: how much money can be squeezed out of the keys of Em and Am?

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Boards of Canada: What if Music had the Right to Children?

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Guns n' Roses: YOU'RE CRAZY!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Slayer: what if we took Christian mythology seriously enough to make them all very angry?

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Ghost: what if satanism was mainstream

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 9 points 1 week ago

The Guess Who: what if Americans were weird?

creed: what if

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes: what if dawn of the light lying between the soul sources?

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Kid Rock: Uh... what? 🥴

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Red Fang: What if gigantic dog aliens showed up and erased the human race.

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[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

April Wine: I Like to Rock

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Supertramp: what if being kinda sad sounded fucking incredible?

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