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I feel like that's probably the one thing a vehicle marketed as bullet-proof needs to be... like, actually bullet-proof.

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 110 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These things look even dumber as cop cars.

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

robocop was supposed to be absurd and cautionary :(

[–] kyonshi@piefed.social 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was a satire, but the wrong people took it as aspirational

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just like Starship Troopers.

[–] m33@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

But...but... They are doing their part, right?

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Imagine being a billionaire in the mood to be generous and making a large donation... and that's the best you can come up with. Giving 10 cars to the police. WTF.

[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (20 children)

The police were probably about to open an investigation into said billionaire for child sex trafficking. Sadly, all of the evidence just suddenly went missing.

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[–] Yoddel_Hickory@piefed.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This isn't a donation, this is free advertising for Musk to have the police rolling around Vegas in his trucks.

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The funny thing about them not being bulletproof will be the batteries getting pierced setting off a fire while they’re locked in.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

I love that for them

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fun facts I've gathered up...

  • 10 Cybertrucks were donated to Las Vegas police.
  • Las Vegas haven't noted whether to keep or sell them.
  • Any vehicle going into police duty must be "upfitted" aka upgraded with a police package (lights, siren, comms, armor, etc).
  • Police prefer a certain known standard performance vehicle specs for duty (horsepower, towing, speed, mass, manuvrrability, etc). Teslas are too young to have demonstrated anything of this.
  • Some out-of-spec police cars (e.g.- retired, siezed, donated) might get another use as community outreach vehicles (D.A.R.E. cars).
  • Article states an upfitting company named UP.FIT {corrected name} Las Vegas, aka UNPLUGGED PERFORMANCE ®. They are not a preferred public service vehicle upfitter, as they ONLY modify Teslas and only Teslas for contract.
  • Sheriff McMahill is an uneducated media regurgitator.
[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wait they're still doing DARE after it was shown to increase drug use among teens?

DARE is where I learned to make crack, and made my list of drugs I wanted to try.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A sociology professor of mine worked her first job for Rand. Her assignment was to determine the effectiveness of DARE. She found that it was only effective on eighth grade boys. Rand thanked her, paid her, and shelved the report, because this was the Reagan era.

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They aren’t even waterproof.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why they are in Las Vegas

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah. A vehicle known for trapping occupants when damaged, then burning them alive. Are you sure that’s the kind of vehicle you want to be in when it gets shot at?

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is exactly the kind of vehicle I want ICE to find themselves in. Makes em' melt like butter.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] human@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Embracing the dystopian aesthetic.

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn't Las Vegas also buy his stupid loop?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

And the entire city is going broke because of ridiculous costs and xenophobic policies towards tourists. Those tunnels will be homeless shelters in a few years.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The original design had a 3/16" stainless shell and some very special glass, especially the windshield. I know that the production model is just a similar-shaped cast aluminum Tesla frame with appliance-grade stainless sheets glued to it. It's basically a different vehicle from what they showed off.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 15 points 1 week ago

I'm not convinced its appliance grade after the talks about it tarnishing

[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

A youtube creator showed what the said was a production car being shot with various calibers, the .22 barely dented it and if I remember right it resisted everything up to .45. My issue with that is I've seen the body panels and seen people proving its just the same stainless that a refrigerator has, and about the thickness of any car door, and I put .22 rnds threw both of them many times.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 16 points 1 week ago

There’s a jerryrigeverything video linked in the article. It barely holds up to a 9mm and falls to a .17.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How is this not false advertising?

When Musk does it is just puffery

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[–] MyMindIsLikeAnOcean@piefed.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Musk phenomenon is so strange. I live in Canada, and I’ve made multiple people absolutely melt down over the smallest criticism of him.

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[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It probably doesn't matter if they are actually bulletproof. They'll be used as propaganda show cars, or personal vehicles for the brass, and never called into actual service.

No one in their right mind is going to pick the "bulletproof" cybertruck over an armored Bearcat in a scenario where they expect to be shot at. For non-tactical applications they're no more or less bulletproof than a standard potrol vehicle.

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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago

Good the cops shouldn't be protected while they protect the status quo and serve as an enforcer of most things wrong.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Oops. Who could've seen that one coming?

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

They can't compete with a 20 year old crown vic

https://www.pontiacperformance.net/TechArticles/CV_BallisiticPanels.html

It's a sad joke.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Problem? Idk, personally I kinda prefer Nazis to not be bullet proof.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Every speeder just driving up on the sidewalk to completely disable their pursuer.

“Ed, turn here. This road has speed bumps.”

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I need more proof. I don't believe they aren't, someone prove it.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago

I bet it looks great in the maintenance bay every three days.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Shhhh........

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

I see Elon Musk has a new venture: coffin making.

[–] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Wait until the first LEO can't get out of one of these when it catches on fire.

Musk will STILL be treated with kid gloves. We simply cannot hold billionaires to the same standards.

[–] BenM2023@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

They are just about as bullet proof as the cars are self driving. Dunno why anyone might think that they would actually be bullet proof, given Musk's track record...

/s

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Shh!

Let them find out.

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