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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 164 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I want that to gain traction, and for e-girls to unionise and become a stronger political force than Christian groups.

Im not saying it would necessarily be good, I just want to see it happen. This timeliness anythings possible.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 92 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago

Have you ever doubted?

I'd trust meth addled homeless guys who don't speak the local language as long as they're not religious

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Most egirls would be better at being world leaders tbh

Fewer kids would get raped. Coaches would still happen.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Pretty much anyone would be. Bring back sortition!

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Mary Carey for California 2003.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Carey_(actress)
When then Gray Davis was being recalled she threw her hat into the ring. ̶U̶̶n̶̶s̶̶u̶̶̶c̶̶e̶̶s̶̶s̶̶f̶̶u̶̶l̶ She dropped out, but her effort set a modern-day open door for any celebrity to enter the politics arena. This solidified Arnold Schwarzenegger's later win.

edit- clarification

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

She dropped out of the race in October 2006 to care for her mother, who had jumped off a building while off her medications.

As happens

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Ahem Reagan

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For real we have much crazier shit already, give us mobilised unionised egirls

Remember that time we elected a bisexual pro wrestling champion because we liked his hat?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago

So basically you're saying that we need a slightly less cybernetically augmented, real world version of the Moxes.

... I mean, yeah, syndicalism is overdue for a comeback, as real world rapidly cyberpunkifies.

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 159 points 5 days ago (4 children)

No honkers for me till Maduro is free

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I didn't think anyone cares about Maduro.

With this invasion US broke both international as well as its own laws.

And, after removing Maduro he is just planning to leave the old regime in place? So at this point there isn't even excuse to help people of Venezuela it is just to steal resources and screw the people.

At this point it's the same thing Russia does.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

America behaves the same way it has since its conception: murder and pillage without remorse because the bag and power is all that matters

Furthermore, it represents a continuation of Western imperialism, with the same barbarism of ages old, because the West/America never went through a civilizational makeover since their OG colonizing days

"It's the same thing Russia does."

Come on, man. 😐

All empires are built on the same sins, but yeah.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well, no American honkers. You did the "murican forgetting the rest of the world exists" thing for an old man's masturbation material.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

No, people outside the US sadly lack the honkers. There are only Yankee Honkers.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

That's a lot harder to rhyme.

edit: This would have been a great opportunity to reference B99 but I couldn't find a good image macro.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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not enough, you should support Venesuelan hookers instead

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 106 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Guy has more principles than 80% of the population I'd say.

[–] yeahiknow3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

Masterbation>>mass murder

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[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 57 points 5 days ago

Ethical gooner. 👍

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He won’t touch the wee

Until Maduro is free

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

~~Voting with your wallet~~ Voting with your genitalia: Power of what's in your pants

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Walks away, throws a toy over the bushes

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[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

First, using your own photo on your profile. Second, using that to comment on a porn site. Third, giving up your favorite wank for a political statement. This man is fearless.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 3 points 3 days ago

Honestly this dude is based.

There's a core assumption being made here

Needs to be an internet dirtbag left medal, something like hero of the soviet Union, but only awarded for things that are all of brave catty sleazy anti-imperialist

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

A man has to have a code

[–] AethiopeRoot@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

🤣🙌🏾

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 23 points 5 days ago

All sacrificed some Some sacrificed all 🎗️

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

"No Capes!"

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago
[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Who is that? I to want to avoid her videos.

[–] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago

🫡 What a brave soul

[–] Fugit@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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