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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I wholely believe that they think that. I believe they should be shot instead of the ones shooting

[–] entwine@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago

"I'll touch your dick if you take a hit of this vape"

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Hey, idiot asses, it’s a meme. That’s just a dumb lighter for idiots you can get on temu. Are you really stupid enough to believe they are handing out flamethrowers because of a post on a meme instance?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I've never been more sure of anything, ever.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (9 children)

dumb lighter for idiots

Meaning a tool idiots can use to set the dumbs on fire?

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It says China is Selling

All you have to do is find it on temu or aliexpress to make that true.

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[–] RalfWausE@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah you are right.

But as a sane grown up adult, married man and father I can only say.... I NEED ONE!!!1!

Oh yeah, we all do, that’d be rad as hell.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 3 days ago

Well with women having these on hand at least the incels will finally achieve one of their objectives:

Women thinking they're smokin' hot.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And yet somehow I feel this might not be the best path forward.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Well... let's try it out for a little and see what happens.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (43 children)

Typically without solid training what happens is the weapon gets turned on the wrong person.

But, for the sake of a good time we can imagine some asshole pervs getting lit up like a cigar. Heh heh. Awesome.

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[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

There is one benefit to this. If you're talking to a women at a bar and the people around you starting to move away, you know you're crossing some lines.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Because there is no way this could go wrong

[–] REDACTED 1 points 1 day ago

Do you like, insert it in and it works automatically?

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

ehm.. aliexpress link? ... for science?..

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I am a man. I am buying six of these, a pair of rollerskates, a hockey stick, a mini fire extinguisher, and some string.

See you guys on TV later!

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[–] mtpender@piefed.social 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

TFW the party's mage casts fireball in a small room...

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can be trusted with this, I promise

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