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Here is a link to learn more about the bill.

It is also important to note this legislation also includes language for ongoing, real-time monitoring. Not just verification

Here is a summary from the link shared above:

Requires manufacturers of internet-enabled devices to conduct age assurance to determine a user's age category and provide all websites, online services, online applications and mobile applications on such user's internet-enabled device and/or application store manufactured by the covered manufacturer with a digital signal that such user is a covered minor as well as the age category of such covered minor via a real-time application programming interface (API).

I love the inclusion of the API acronym; all super serious sounding. Like these dumb pedophiles even know what an API is!

You are encouraged to have an opinion about this. It is obvious what is happening here.

Do you have the spine to be remembered?

We are at an epic turning point in human history. Those who rise to meet that standard are today's heroes.

The real world, filled with everyday people, needs individuals who embody a willingness to say "Get fucked!"

If this is your first time learning about heroics, look up information about the "hero's journey". Also known as the "monomyth".

It's okay to be new. What isn't okay is to sit on the sidelines in today's world.

You are alive today. Take full advantage of it.

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[–] needanke@feddit.org 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please remove the link to the youtube channel at the very bottom. It sdoes not seem to have anything to do with the rest of your post and looks like a conspiracy theory-mill. Otherwise I will have to remove the entire post, wich I'd prefer not to do.

[–] LeviticusIsForPedophiles@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] needanke@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is the fucking moderation I am here for! Heck yeah!

[–] raker@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The part that frustrates me the most about all of this is how it's a chess move towards a massive power-grab by the few and monied. What's more frustrating is how many people completely miss this, instead focusing on this first move.

We can argue the validity and the expense required in complying with such laws, especially the egregious "on every device" language. But that's not the point.

Up front, only the most powerful and well-connected will be able to comply and lobby for exceptions to this law. And the only feasible way to pull this off is with 100% cloud-connected devices that are already prepared to gather biometrics and basically stick a camera in your face. That means that Apple, Microsoft, every cellphone vendor, every cell network provider, are pre-selected as winners in this race. Anything else can't possibly come up to this level, and/or won't due to the obvious ethical conflicts it causes.

Looking at an even bigger picture, the problem sets up widespread de-facto censorship. It's surveillance and a cudgel for sites that don't participate in said surveillance, all in one.

We've already seen major social media consolidated and owned by the obscenely wealthy and powerful, who are nakedly well-connected with government. Requiring ID to use these sites effectively pushes anyone with a brain OUT of that space. Algorithms were already punching-down on our ability to coordinate and find common ground across the (largely artificially generated) political divide. Now, we're self-segregating and retreating to spaces like Lemmy. The proposed laws would make it much harder to start and maintain alternate media, and hosting an environment full of dissenting opinions would be well-documented and served to law enforcement on a silver platter if ID laws are adhered to. But if you don't comply? Be prepared to lose that whole site since it'll be illegal to do so.

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[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Any info about who is pushing this so hard right now? It seems too much of a coincidence that this seems to be pushed everywhere around the world atm. Makes me think it's not the usual incompentent police and secret service combination

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Peter Thiel and Larry Ellison.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

I don't think I want the Epstein class to have an easy way to determine who is (and therefore also isn't) an adult over the internet.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe get rid of all the child molesters we fucking already know about if you want to protect kids you fucking assholes.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Lol. The ones they find using this spyware just get invited to the Epstein club.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m getting tempted to go off the grid and just make do with meshstatic or such.

I refuse to live in a big brother world.

[–] StopTech@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reject modernity, embrace nature

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So… this is really THE conversation. How do we roll the Internet back to around 1999? Obviously we include Wikipedia But pretty much every other so called innovation would ultimately infringe the rights of users or manipulate them.

We all sing the same song here.

We love our MP3s played on private devices.

We love our anonymity.

But we also love access to like minds and information.

Yes — nature is a great solution and we need to have it in our lives every day, but it shouldn’t be an either or situation.

For a brief and shining moment - right around 1999, we had the ability to opt in only where we wanted and to protect ourselves completely when we did not. Corporations had not figured out total surveillance.

This is the sweet spot. And Lemmy is a part of this — I consider all of the Fediverse prime time 1999.

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[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 114 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If it ever gets to this point, I have a ton of books to read. I just won't use a computer anymore. You'll find me under a tree in a park reading 1984.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Streaming services, and seemingly all computing technology lately...

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 86 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'll be that guy who specializes in extremely outdated hardware that doesn't have this feature.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Let’s start our own Internet with old PCs and meshtastic

[–] mghackerlady@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago

I've long since thought we should do this, and avoid the pitfalls the internet has fallen into. The entire stack needs to be foss and standardised, including hardware. It needs to be mostly incompatible with anything before it (Can still be standardised in a POSIX-like way but not "you can run your old windows program" compatible), and it needs to be designed democratically (and as much as people hate bureaucracy, designed by committee of academics and other not-for-profit organizations and individuals). We need what is essentially a less violent computer cultural revolution

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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 42 points 2 days ago (13 children)

We can build our own internet. With meshtastic. And closed networks.

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[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Legislators have no idea how technical stuff works. Imagine imposing this requirement on a Raspberry Pi, which has no document scanner or webcam to scan your Government Approved ID or Unique Human Face. Either the device has to be mandated to include a camera or some other similar bullshit, or it doesn't have a way to scan your face or ID. So it would be noncompliant by default, but if you could mandate a camera is included, then you'd have to mandate that it requires the scan and gatekeeps the operation of the device without it, and so on... just a bunch of ridiculous bullshit.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 56 points 2 days ago (7 children)

You are still acting under the assumption that we will be allowed purchase our own hardware like a Raspberry Pi, or some stick of RAM to upgrade our desktop PC.

They want us on dumb terminals like in WallE, consuming the content they want us to see, and squashing the inconvenient truths they don’t like.

Does your little Blueberry cake or whatever have Microsoft SecureBoot Copilot Plus? No? It’s ILLEGAL and you can go to JAIL for having it! SURRENDER TO THE AI DRONE NOW.

The real problem is that I’m not being hyperbolic.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Our company builds control devices for conferences. They are network accessable. So we would need some kind of age verification for a device that switches microphones on and off. Makes sense, does it?

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Gonna need my ID to use my parents' oven, soon I guess...

[–] Lojcs@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My mood gets obliterated whenever I open Lemmy nowadays.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Black times have soaked this platform as well.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Internet enabled device? So Ethernet, wifi, and cellular modules? Network switches? Routers? Modem? What does it even mean?

Maybe we just rename the Internet, problem solved. My computer is now milfnet enabled, idk what "Internet" is, I connect to the milfnet.

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago

(Sorry, I'm from Finland, I don't know much about the finer points.)

Well this is good. The folks in New York don't need to worry about mega noisy AI data centers in their backyards anymore!

Or any other kind of datacenters!

Or internet infrastructure as a whole!

ISPs will just have to chuck their gear in the Atlantic! No way they'll implement this shit for every single piece of gear. Because they know users won't put up with authorising themselves at every network hop through NY.

Let me quote a joke IT security exam from the late 1990s:

"Your computer has just received a packet from the network. What do you do? Do you need a sledgehammer or is a smaller hammer enough?"

This is what is ahead. Don't give in!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

its all to feed the surveillance obsessed PALINITIR that thiel has been hawking at govts about. it isnt a coincidence he started coming out of the woodwork and talks about it, when he is always very secretive from the media.

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[–] trashboat@piefed.social 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

So, like, my internet-connected lightbulbs would have to verify my age, too?

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[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Any device? So my router? My pet feeder? My raspberry pis?

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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard it was Meta pushing all this age verification legislation all over the country. And of not, I'm sure it's some other evil company.

[–] LeviticusIsForPedophiles@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Both Meta and Alphabet are at the helm here. Both companies are co-owned by DARPA folks.

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[–] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Australian government over here taking notes...

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You better be using Linux if you want to have any control about the software running on your machine whatsoever.

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[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"What if I rape you?"

"NO!"

"What if I rape you just a little bit?"

"NO!"

"What if I just rape your little toe, then, surely you won't mind?"

"NO!"

"Ok what if I just rape your little toe nail? Be reasonable!"

"NO!"

"Ok, but what about if I just rape part of your little toe nail? It's to protect you from pedophiles, after all, surely you don't want to protect pedophiles are you?"

"I mean..."

"RAPE IT IS!"

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

This and chat control are more like just asking the first question over and over again until they get a yes.

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