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[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

This is my girl MoJo.

[–] entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 7 points 3 hours ago
[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 hours ago

Ellie dozing in the snow.

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago
[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

This is Dexter:

This is Ducky:

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 hours ago

Pablo says hi:

[–] turmacar@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Birthday hike, Batou just turned 4.

[–] UnPassive@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago
[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 hours ago

This not my dog but it is my photo. I took this at a local grocery store. The owner must have been inside and when I left they were gone.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Not my dog just a wise sage that resides in my house

[–] owsei@programming.dev 9 points 7 hours ago

Small orange cat sleeping with tongue out

My girlfriend's cat, Benito, sleeping with his tongue out. Named that because he's "bonito" beautiful in portuguese.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

This is Ziti.

She fell asleep during a game of fetch.

She didn't think we would notice her antics in the mud.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 10 points 8 hours ago

And Rest In Power little girl, not long in this world but you lived every minute you were with us:

[–] MorkofOrk@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

My cat Lola in the best picture I took of her as a kitten

My dog Joanie who has her ear protection on for band practice

Them together as babies (they play together and are best friends)

Playtime

Daily outdoor adventures

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Milo had the fancy leg yesterday!

[–] sploder@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

This is my boy, Watson aka Watty aka Big Boi 💕

[–] rmunzio@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

Billy with some of his favourite toys

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago

Here's Levi, spinnin out at catnip bubbles

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 12 points 12 hours ago

This is Sharon.

I thought I had seen beauty before meeting her, yet all beauty was nothing but a shadow of hers.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My bestest boy with my daughter.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

He's dead now. But it's ok. He had a beautiful life of warmth and family.

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nyctre@piefed.social 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

She's gained a bit of weight since we've adopted her XD

Bonus tortie + her orange sister

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Adorable, but I see you’ve raised the stakes

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 14 hours ago
[–] Early_Insurance_3334@lemmy.ca 15 points 15 hours ago
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 18 points 15 hours ago

Self-aligning cats

[–] duncan_bayne@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

I can tell how much you loved your dog. Thank you.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 18 points 16 hours ago
[–] titter@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago
[–] dan69@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

This guys name is Kiko

[–] Markus29@lemmy.today 16 points 16 hours ago
[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Mr PomPom

Ruby

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I am exercising restraint here.

Penny, Rocky, and Honey napping together.

A much younger honey sleeping on my shoe

Penny, Rocky, and Arty the tripod

I will leave it there but there is real tension between posting an obnoxious amount vs omitting some of my cats; so basic cat dad problems.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 5 points 12 hours ago

It’s the challenge of parenting - trying to equalize the public expressions of love. Some kids run away from photos!

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 20 points 19 hours ago
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago

This is sencha

And this is Momo

[–] marighost@piefed.social 21 points 20 hours ago

Davey

Bella

Pete

[–] Forthepriceofacupoftea@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago
[–] Qazkin@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago

This is Jax. He used to love being on our porch in warm weather.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago
[–] Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 25 points 23 hours ago

Susie rocking a bandana

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 21 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Cat-Cat with the hover paws

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago

Rare capture of both smiling recently.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago

Probably the best cat photo I've ever taken - unfortunately, it's of course not a photo of my cat.

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