Positronic debug, those with the belly button as ground, create a kinda uart.
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The space cold makes his nipples go pointy, so he can use them as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to Enterprise.
Data, in space do you smoke weed or Astro-turf?
"No matter how much I twiddle them I still can't pick up Jazz FM"
What part of "fully functional" are you not understanding?
Fully functional.
never forget that canonically Data must have a refillable cum tank, and it's someone's job to refill it.
~~Possibly, but Data can perform much of his own maintenance, can he not? Soong considered many aspects in his design — perhaps his ejaculatory system is designed with this in mind and is capable of refilling without additional tooling.~~
Computer, delete that entire post.
Sure, but where is he getting the cum?
can...can you replicate cum? I guess theoretically you should be able to? Now I'm imagining him saying "Computer, replicate a bucket of cum," and swapping em out.
I don’t see why not. To the replicator it’s no different than a plate of steak and eggs. You could even make customizations: “Computer, one bucket of cum, extra thick. Add a hint of Barzan star fruit.”
Noonian Soong cared deeply about verisimilitude.
Nipples are a fundamental part of the human experience.
Yet he couldn't quite figure out the synthetic skin.
Thermometers
Has? Or is Data like data wrt plural
Have is correct.
"Why does John have an umbrella?"
"Why does my dog have a wet nose?"
They assist with detective work
You've got to recharge him somehow..
Maybe Data doesn't, but Brent Spiner does, so Spiner's portrayal of Data was less than perfect (through no fault of his own).
Like how Michael Dorn isn't really a Klingon, he's just a man who portrays one.
Cue the lo-res Geordi LaForge version of the Drake meme.