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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 days ago

"existing for no clear reason"

So like every other life form we know of?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 180 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No clear reason? It's because the thing can successfully make more of itself before dying. That's literally it.

See also: ticks

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No animal has reason to exist.

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 days ago

*nothing has

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As an animal myself, I'd like to object.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Okay, we’re listening. First establish some framework of “reasons to exist” so we understand what that even means, and then tell us yours. Centuries of philosophy haven’t gotten past the first step and you probably won’t either, but I won’t stop you from trying. Okay, go.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 3 days ago

Sending memes in the group chat

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe i dont wanna share mt reasons ;((((

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Okay but you could still do step 1 without revealing anything personal. Tell us: what even is a “reason to exist?”

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

One could be to be there to bring the trash cans back in after gc

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Damnit! Who let Socrates in here again? /gets broom and starts pushing

Shoo! Begone philosopher! Nobody likes your kind!

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[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 67 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Has no organs

Looks inside...

...organs.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago

No but also yes

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yeah, the mid-ventral butt opening

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

The sign on the outside says "Entry ^" and the sign on the inside says "Exit ^"

[–] TurboQueer@lemmy.zip 77 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It’s disturbing to me that so many people search for what something is used for or what’s the value or right to life a creature has. The point of life is to live. If you are successful you maybe make a child or split into a copy of yourself when you get enough food.

Purpose is something you accept for yourself. Imposing it on others is diabolically evil when they don’t have a thing to do with your clade. And still, it would be the case that a person would look at an animal and say “what’s the point of you?”

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I also find that to be a weird question to consider, as though something must have a purpose to be worthy of existence

In that vein, what is the point of humans? To bring on the 6th mass extinction?

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We're really trying, aren't we?

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[–] Bibip@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

a fanciful answer i heard was that "humans are how the universe perceives itself," and a person could be forgiven for thinking that the point of humans is to do science. closer to the ground, the point of humans seems to be to alter our surroundings to suit our society: kind of like ants. we build, we live, we reproduce, we spread. it's not a good thing or a bad thing, it just is what it is.

What does "point" even mean in this context??

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 88 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

exists for no clear reason

Sounds like Humans

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like everything, if you're leaning nihilist.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nihilists! Fuck me! I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos!

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[–] sroos@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

It also only has one hole, which, if you ask some topologists, is what humans have.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 days ago (11 children)

I thought most humans are 7 holes

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

It truly has one hole, in that it eats, has a digestive sack, and then vomits the poop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoturbella

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

vomits the poop

have had norovirus, know that feel

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[–] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 6 points 3 days ago

That looks like self-propeled bacon.

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You found a MAGA voter

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

it doesn't even have a hole in the sense that it's for an entrance and exit as a single hole through.

it's literally just a cavity, like a trench

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

So from the wiki

The monophyly of Xenacoelomorpha soon became established, but its position as either a basal bilaterian clade or a deuterostome remained unresolved until 2016, when two new studies, with increased gene and taxon sampling, again placed Xenoturbella as the sister group of Acoelomorpha within Xenacoelomorpha, and placed Xenacoelomorpha as sister to Nephrozoa (Protostomia plus Deuterostomia), and therefore the basalmost bilaterian phylum<

Seems like "where on the tree of life" is "the first bilaterals" which makes sense. They seem very worm-like in bodyplan. Shit from the Pre-Cambrian can look pretty alien and have shaky relationships to more derived species.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago

Imagine scientists declaring that you are not interesting enough to be technically alive and you have been officially kicked out.

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I don't think any natural thing exists for a reason. That's reserved for things made or at least caused by sentient beings.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 days ago

The universe is a chain of cause and effect, and the only way to interpret "a reason" for something without introducing artificial human constructs of morality, is "what caused it?". The process of evolution caused this.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] lung@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

It's the roomba of the sea

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It eats.

It is thus the primordial consumer.

... kinda does bare a resemblance to what AM turns Ted into...

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

It looks like they do get new openings on the surface that excrete eggs and sperm.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

is that a living fleshlight?

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is a place for science! Not (your deepest) fantasy!

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