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One, that's nightmare fuel. Two, more weird art like this please.
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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They need to be fucking.
Or 69'ing.
They can refuel each other by docking or something. It'll be like that robot thats constantly sweeping the oil into itself and when it stops, it dies.
They can refuel each other by docking or something.
That's a funny way to spell dicking.
Fun fact: the term docking can refer to one person putting the head of their penis inside of the foreskin of another person.
I guess I'm one of today's lucky 10,000 for this particular factoid.
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Yeah, I also feel kind of conflicted about this.
Only one response to that:
I actually did destroy the family furbies this way.
We got them, thought they were fun for a bit... but they wouldn't ever shut up.
We put them in a drawer, and they'd just rattle and groan, in the middle of the damn night.
So one day I took em, put em in the middle of the road, covered them in kerosene, lit em up.
... with a safety lighter, of course.
I remember their protestations as they burned.
Goddamn demon toys.
Never got punished for it, couple months later somebody just asked 'whatever happened to those damn fur toy things?'
'oh, i dunno, i thought you took em away or something'
'... whatever, just glad those are gone, christ, they would not stop yammering'.
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Horrific, but still more lifelike than the real Zuck.
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Do we need a robot guillotine for those or will a regular one do?
if i saw that IRL i would be laughing.
If you take the time to actually read the article/watch the video, the dogs are constantly taking pictures in styles of their person, and shit them out onto the floor lol.
If I see anything with Zuckerberg's face, I am bailing, "human", robot, dog, whatever
I find him very disturbing on a fundamental level, I can't tell you why but he's scary to me, I would not touch it under any circumstances
cuz the dude is robot, and that's the uncanny valley you're feeling.
That or he'sa sleezey creepy billionaire.
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Makes me think of the dog at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
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Absolute nightmare fuel.
Me if I saw one IRL
My religion states that I have to destroy them if I see them.
No, no, thats so ridiculous, why does Kojima always do this absurd over the top nonsense?
Oh whats that?
This is actual reality?
... Oh.
Maybe that Kojima guy was actually onto something.
Public urinal on legs?
> Posts the only video on IG
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Wow. I hate it. Fuck this guy.
You're supposed to hate it.
It talks of how art once influenced you, and now its algorithms.
im all for art and stuff, even make some now and then, but i literally hate these things. it would take all my willpower not to stomp those things on site. sick of seeing them. cheers and be well.
dude I want to punt these things so fuckin hard im actually jealous im not their right now.
Sure it's not just their replacement heads that escaped?
I do not condone the abuse of animals, but I will make an exception with this. Time to put some mutts to sleep via percussive maintenance.
My dog hates dogs. I would turn her loose on one of these shitboxes
skibidi
no you don't understand this is literally skibidi toilet all hail
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would be great in a video game. sniper rifle
Each of he robots poops out AI art in the style of whoever's head it is. No surprise the artist is famous for NFTs.
I feel sorry for the car or truck that runs them over, poor vehicle.
Lol, Beeple.
Now throw the current human snidely whiplash relics in the museum as well.
I realize there are amazing artists with great sculpting skills. But these faces do look like they were made from real face moulds.
Which makes me wonder.
- Musk and Zuck agreed to have a mould of their face.
- Only these two fools could afford these robot dogs.
- Musk already developed remote robot tech.
Conclusion. They both are behind the stunt.
There was a tesla humanoid robot a while back with musks face.
Dude. It's likely them running these robots. Remotely.
Cause they can't go out in public. Cause of the angry mobs.
Na, there are great artists out there with a sense for details. Check out Bobby Fingers youtube channel for instance. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXKCiTquPMavBqgXgrM9mBg He usually make dioramas with (a ridiculous) commentary, but one time he made Jeff Bezos head as a rowing boat.
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