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I prefer them to still be a bit green, and starting to yellow.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I like my bananas yellow, with the brown dots just starting to appear. That's the perfect sweetness, flavor, and texture.

When I was a kid, my mom thought bananas were too expensive, so they were a rare treat. To this day, eating a banana feels like a candy bar to me.

When I was an adult, with a job, and my own apartment, I was grocery shopping, and about to pass the bananas because they were too expensive, I saw that they were only about 60 cents a pound. A giant bunch of bananas, more than I'd ever seen in my house in my life, was less than $2!

I have always had a few bananas in my kitchen ever since.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Non existent. I do not recognise this object as food.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmm. This doesn’t sound like the reply I’d expect out of an opportunistic bottom-feeder. Sure you’re a catfish?

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Absolutly none. Can't stand bananas. Need to wash my hands after peeling them for my kids when they were young.
Think it's the weird texture.
And also the awful flavour.

[–] codewizard@hear-me.social 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I can't put into words how much I despise bananas.
Luckily every single banana plant is a clone so it's likely that one single blight will wipe them all out.
No if I can just figure out how to create a blight.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 days ago (19 children)

I personally prefer a 9 or 10, and would rather an 11 than an 8

[–] ghashul@feddit.dk 1 points 23 hours ago

I prefer around 9-10, once they get get to the 12+ stage they go in the freezer ready for banana ice cream or baking.

I prefer an 8, but would also do 7 or 9. Anything less is too firm for me, and the taste is oddly sour, anything larger is way to soft and way too fucking sweet, like, to the point that it just tastes awful.

[–] doc@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago

Good graphic. 7 or 8 for me. In the teens for banana nut bread.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] raldone01@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Wait for a 16. Take a metal straw. Punch through. Drink the goodness inside. Pro tip: If it doesn't flow well knead it a bit.

Thanks for listening to my TED ed talk.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh nice! Mine is 4 or 5. 3 or 6-9 is acceptable, 10 if I'm starving, >11 if I'm about to die; otherwise it's being composted. *Sometimes I put 'overripe' bananas in the freezer to make banana bread in the future, but I stopped doing this because I don't like kidding myself.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

9-13 looks good to me. Below is green, above looks like the insides are getting too much brown already.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

6 - 10 anything riper goes in the freezer and becomes banana muffins later. I'm amazed anyone likes green banana.

[–] luxadazy@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

1-4 inedible 5-6 a bit starchy but good 7-10 they’re my wife’s now 11+ time for banana bread

(i’m not sure i like bananas all that much)

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[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

For eating, when they have significant brown spots on them. For baking or banana-yoghurt when they are completely brown.
Also obligatory: How Brown has a banana to be, to be Bad?

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

This is the correct answer!

All you "Extra ripe" mofos terrify me,

Isn't it like eating sweet gooey, undercooked eggs or something...

gag

[–] ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think they're a bit tangy when green and don't like them that way. I prefer full on yellow, perhaps with a smidge of browning.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I get that. I like the tang, they're a bit too sweet for me when they're too ripe.

[–] Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

Same here. Also, the greener the banana is, the more resistant starch it has, which is good for your microbiome

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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I prefer a very ripe banana, though uncooked makes my mouth itchy and I get violent heartburn... I'm allergic to cross pollination in bananas, so I can only eat them cooked.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy cow that sounds rough. I used to eat Kiwis with my grandma when I was a kid (42 now) and I recently grabbed one at the store. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to it, I don't remember it being that tingly and mouth numbing lol.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Allergies can develop/worsen over time, so maybe it's worse now after not having eaten them. As a kid, I always hated eating apples and bananas. I figured it was because they were healthy and you're not really supposed to like eating them lol

[–] jam12705@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Got any good recipes for cooked bannannas you could share?

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Banana bread is the classic. Fried plantains are also excellent. Unfortunately, most methods of destroying the pollen enzymes also make the banana mush, so there's not much you can use it in. Throwing the cooked banana into smoothies/milkshakes is good.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I prefer mine with freckles.

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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Yellow with freckles. Green is too starchy and weird tasting to me. I like a ripe banana.

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] yenahmik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'd say 6.5. I like to see a few brown spots but 7 is verging on too far. I'd happily eat any of 5-7.

[–] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

6 looks perfect

[–] EVIL_MAN@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

7 is where thr real taste of banana begins. Pre-7 on your so called chart is not even ripe bennana. Bannana is good until it is dirt. The mold gives good flavor, like cheese. To think that so many individuals could be out of the loop of real banana eating. What horrible ignorance of man.

7 is where my wife starts making banana bread, o so I don't mind.

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Yellowish green. Fiber, sweetness and not a choking hazard.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

yellow for eating directly, brown for banana bread.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Between no Green and no brown. So that narrows it down to about 15 minutes. I prefer a bit of brown to a bit of Green

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Love a 50/50 green yellow banana. When they have a good snap and that green taste? Yummm

[–] Vibi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Firm, slightly green still.

Yellow, fully ripe bananas, are high in fructans which for me and many others, cause digestion issues, discomfort, and that lingering taste/feeling.

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[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Spotty or oozing, which is just right for banana bread.

[–] Pondis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

This is the only right answer. These green banana eating monsters are clearly deranged.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

When they are brown and mushy.

Because thats when you can turn them into banana bread.

If I am going to just eat the banana by itself, I prefer it to look fake as fuck and bright yellow. Just ripe enough that the peel isn't super hard to remove.

I haven't tried frying one, tho. Might be better if it's still green for two reasons: Higher sugar content for caramlizing and firmer so it doesn't just melt away.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

I dont know when in the lifecycle of a banana this happens, but after they transformed into banana ice cream

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago

A decent amount of green, there's like a one or two day window where it's possible to peel them normally without the peel snapping, but where there's still a little bit of the underripe sourness to them

[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thoroughly freckled, nearly alcohol.

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