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cross-posted from: https://news.abolish.capital/post/44197

Australian scientists have developed an injectable therapy that helps clear blocked airways in flat-faced dogs. Melbourne-based biotechnology company Snoretox and RMIT University have shown early success using the first therapy from a new technology, known as Snoretox-1.


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[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 hours ago

I've read somewhere that some boxer lines are being bred with longer muzzles.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

How the fuck is that slop photo credited to RMIT University. Is that what you can do now? Create slop and claim it as your own? Fuck RMIT University and fuck Phys org.

[–] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Actually, yes. Since copyright doesn't apply to slop, they can in fact take credit. Ethically stupid, but legally allowed.

[–] frightful5680@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Just happy someone cares, but yeah cosmetic and backyard breeders have got to go.

[–] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Because of the adopt-first movement, backyard and pedigree breeders are all that’s left in the US.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

I don't deny your claim but I'm not enough coffees deep to follow

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What other choice is there in other countries?

[–] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Working dogs are bred for fitness at their task. Many of these breeds are now neurotic because they are without duty over many generations.

I’m sure there are still plenty of good working dog breeders on farms. But, I honestly don’t know who in the world is breeding dogs fit for house pets. Some of the Victorian era breeds had that goal, but have since drifted into… problems.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

Bichon frises, you know, those purse dogs? I hear they make great apartment dogs too. But I don't know dogs very well

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Agreed!

I hadn't thought of working dogs.

[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 91 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Or we could just stop breeding animals with hallmark genetic defects.

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 21 hours ago

Why not both? This could help existing dogs live better lives.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 9 points 19 hours ago

This! There are breeders out there breeding pugs without these problems, the rest should be banned

[–] rimu@piefed.social 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This is good because now they can breed them with even flatter faces than before.

/s

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

You're right, we need concave dogs

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

How about just banning the breeding of animals that were designed to suffer?

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 35 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Between the people that breed flat faced animals - including cats, to those that breed german shepherds with slumped rumps (the breeders call it a "show line") that suffer from hip dysplasia - I've just got to ask.. what the fuck is wrong with animal "afficianados" that support such shit.

[–] AskewLord@piefed.social 1 points 58 minutes ago

they think it is cute.

[–] aloofPenguin@piefed.world 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The dog might be something like an accessory to them. They might not care for the animal.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Oh, that they don't care for the animal - which is little more than a means to an end - is a given.

Just reprehensible people.

[–] frightful5680@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago

I have zero qualms with a tamed wolf. Joint awo sessions after dinner. 🐺

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Prolly need to get laid.

By a human, to be clear.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But it's so cute when they struggle to breathe!

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Pugs' eyes can also pop out of thier skull

[–] markz@suppo.fi 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

That should happen, but it's also good that vets are trying to help these disabled critters lead better lives. And if it becomes adaptable to some humans with disabilities, so much the better.

[–] homes@piefed.world 13 points 21 hours ago

New laws against dog inbreeding?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 18 hours ago

Would this be adaptable to help with sleep apnea in humans?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Dog Face Lengthener! Lengthen your flat dog's face and allow it to breathe easy. WARNING: Not suitable for borzois.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I love borzois.

When I was a teenager, a family friend had a whippet. He was the fastest thing in the neighborhood and was a bit of an asshole, in that he'd strafe other dogs and nip at them as he flew by. He wasn't neutered so had an alpha male attitude on all the time.

We're at a picnic area having a barbecue and in enters the acquaintance from hell, (who was a pot dealer on the side, coming by to join the festivities and make a deal with the grownups) and his two borzois - Zero and Arrow. (Zero was an absolute snuggle-bug and the chillest dog ever..)

Welp, the whippet (named Whippet) started in on the borzois and they were having none of it. They ran circles around him and actually put his nose in the dirt as they ran him down twice. The only thing Whippet had as an advantage was turning radius at speed. You never saw a dog so instantly humbled and he spent the rest of the afternoon under the picnic table.

We all got a good laugh out of it.. Whippet really was an asshole..