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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Canada is considering changing the name of lake Titicaca to lake Donald Rrump eats shit (and fucks babies).

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Use Donald Drumpf. That was his actual family name and he hates it.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please tell me this is true.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Drumpf? Yeah that's what his grandfather changed it from.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On that note, why can’t Canada just start an official investigation into the Epstein files?

I get that they are being withheld in the US, but I’m willing to bet there is enough information out there that Canada can totally control the narrative with it.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Canadian officials in those files, same as American. They won't out themselves willingly.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Sorry, best we can do is more expensive groceries with a chance of poisoning you.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They got Dolly Parton today. She was 80. You know who else is 80 and should visit their parents?

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

The grim reaper visited the wrong 80 year old today.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

I know. It's both a sad but beautiful day. So long to Dolly. I'm just glad to have lived to hear her beautiful voice and to actually understand it.

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[–] Yewb@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you want to distract from real things you make crazy shit up its a literal tactic

Kennedy center Gulf of America Fucking naming shit Bulldozing the white house Greenland Windmills

Its to misdirect from the subversion of our democracy by drowning out real news of our rights being eroded

[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The Donald Trump Shits His Pants and Rapes Kids Centre for the Performing Arts

Put some respect on its name.

The donald j trump Is Still Not The Best President We've Had Since Barack Obama Center For Performing Arts

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

It's called "flooding the zone". Steve Bannon described the strategy before Trump came into power the second time, and they're implementing it.

They're openly telling everyone their strategy to manipulate people, and it still works.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

seriously, gulf of america? is, is that the best name he could think of? how lame.

[–] Yewb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The dumber the better im so tired haha thats the whole point

[–] s@piefed.world 37 points 1 week ago

This changes the Great Lakes HOMES acronym into SHAME

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, the United States is not giving serious consideration to this.

The person who wrote that is incapable of giving serious consideration to anything, except his diaper rash.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sure, and we'll rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein in return. And just for good measure, we'll also rename Superior to Inferior and Huron to Moron so he can be reminded of what a small, ugly piece of human garbage he is.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think it would be better to name the Lakes after the women and girls whom have publicly and credibly accused him of rape.

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

Will happily and am actively supporting anything not American.

Donald Trumps America can fall off a cliff and land on a bed of spikes.

Death to Donald Trump.

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

This is so 8 year old temper tantrum I can't stand it. Not one grown up in congress either.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, there goes the american auto industry...

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

misshun accomlished

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

And construction.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All this so a tiny dicked pedophile can feel powerful. Sad. Pathetic. All the synonyms.

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[–] jama211@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Should've turned up to vote for the woman instead of this turd then.

[–] Akuchimoya@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I care exactly zero.

  • An Ontarian.
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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He sure likes to do things by decree doesn't he. Sounds an awful lot like a king to me.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Or a demented sociopath.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

ATTENTION PEASANTS; your King has a new royal decree, distributed through official channels...

Smh.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 9 points 1 week ago

I think Trump has a lot more to lose in this fight, and he only has a few months to make something happen.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I feel slightly compelled to visit the Gulf of Mexico and ask the people who live in the Gulf of Mexico what they think of the Gulf of Mexico. Pensacola has a nice beach I wonder if the people of Pensacola Bay would be offended if I grouped their region in with the Gulf of Mexico.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

We're priced out of the circus and bread. This should be interesting...

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

Shut up, peon! Only culture war matters! /s

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

So where are we getting our oil, natural gas, and timber from, Donald? You can't reject renewable resources and then discard our largest source of nonrenewable resources.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

And the electricity, and the aluminum, and the potash...

It's really a big joke when Trump says the US doesn't need anything from Canada. It's actually the other way around. In Canada grow our own food so we won't go hungry, and we have lots of water and energy, we don't have any worry about getting cold in the winter. I can't think of anything we need from the US we couldn't also get from Europe or Asia. It would just cost a little more to ship it over the ocean. But really for most products The European and Asian made products are about the same price as the US made products.

I suppose the US midwest could retool their refineries and you could send oil by rail up from the Gulf of Mexico. But I don't think that'll be cheap. I guess you could get potash from further away too, though I hear there's some supply chain problems with getting fertilizer from the Middle East that might be a problem there.

The US has basically the lowest rate for recycling aluminum in the world. I suppose they could put a lot more effort to encourage recycling so they won't need as much aluminum.

But I somehow doubt there's a plan to do any of these things. Americans are just going to have to pay even higher prices for stuff.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

He thought he could have it all. "Letting them see who's boss and they'll be begging to sign." The idea of Canada saying no probably didn't occur to him. "That's them just playing hard to get."

It's still unclear how far he's willing to push this but maybe fortifying the border would be a good precaution.

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[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Next thing you know he'll be calling the whole continent Americas…

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Under the same authority Canada should threaten to rename the office of President of the United States

to President United States. it's briefer and punchier and gets the point across faster

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Lake Aladeen

Very take my ball and gone home energy...while shitting his pants

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I’ve had to set a dollar amount per meal and if I keep going over I have to skip meals to catchup to my budget. Kinda dumb and things should be cheaper by this point

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yankistanis will shrug it off like it's nothing. Hijacking and co-opting someone else's property, name, and culture as theirs is their whole schtick.

They don't call themselves "Americans", "world champions", and "greatest country" in the world for nothing.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I get so tired of people publicly despising Americans. You hate us, good for you.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Uh oh Nurse Natty been prevented from making her rounds yesterday and now the demented rapist is all worked up. Tsk tsk

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