I say βoccupado!β And Iβm not even Spanish
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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"Estoy Poopin!"
Besetzt
"welcome! please have a sit"
I always say "come in" - no one has ever tried to come in. π
"IT'S NOT FOR SALE"
βCome back with a warrantβ is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.
I absolutely love this. Thank you.
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"Come back with a warrant!"
"It's the REINFORCEMENTS! HUZZAH!"
Occupied.
No room at the Inn, Mary
Sorry babe Iβm flying solo today
Fuq orf am shiten
βCome in!β
Followed by an earth-shattering shart
Occupied
"I am the gatekeeper! Are you the keymaster?"
"Occupied" or "workin on it"
"Workin' on it" is perfect. I can't believe I've never heard that before!
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"Come on in, I kept the seat warm for you"
"Our cheeks have shared the same seat. We are butt brothers."
"What's the password?"
"If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me"
"I've got the stuff, do you have the money?"
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Will you help me hide a body?
Occupado homey
"Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!"
I usually shout "one minute", "just a moment" or "in here". For some reason people like to try the door again when i say "one minute", though.
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