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When women only like the top 1% of men and deep pockets
“WHORE!”
When women don’t only like the top 1% of men and deep pockets
“WHORE!”
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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What's wrong with them? Why won't women date me? I'm an alpha.
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Where to start...
69th Rule of Acquisition: FEmales can smell alpha anxiety.
Women be saying for decades "I don't care about looks or money I just want to date a decent human being who shares my interests and ideals."
And men be like "Nah but what do you really mean."
Like holy shit maybe listen to what women say instead of insisting they're all liars. People don't like being assumed liars for a start so maybe that has something to do with why these fucks can't get a gf.
So many sexist motherfuckers trying to avoid the obvious answer that women won't date them because they're sexist or have niche interests that make them incompatible.
I know a guy like this. He doesn’t think he’s some alpha male, but he thinks they’re all liars, liberal, want to be disrespected, and have a child-like mind. He tells me that he constantly lies about his views and say whatever to get him closer to getting laid.
I don’t think he’s bad looking. He works out, has money, decently tall, and extroverted.
He hasn’t had a successful relationship in a while, if any at all lol. Every time I talk to him he’s complaining and getting angry about dates failing. Now, some of the girls are indeed assholes. But, I feel like when you’re not hideous, proudly admit these mindsets, and every date turns into a disaster, then maybe it’s time to reevaluate.
For context, I’m not exactly slaying out there, but he keeps asking me if “these bitches are stuck up” or “everything become PC after third wave feminism.” I’ve never encountered these types of people outside of twitter screenshots. Even the feminists I know will casually joke about inappropriate, traditionally “politically incorrect” stuff because they don’t think I’m suspicious
He tells me that he constantly lies about his views and says whatever to get him closer to getting laid.
The thing that these guys don't seem to understand is that women can usually tell when these guys are putting on an act or lying to get something. He's probably putting out a million red flags lol
Women have had to become human lie detectors, but for some reason, it's women who are painted as liars or manipulators. Crazy world.
left-leaning
they want to be disrespected and have a child-like mind
Pick one. Most women that fall into the latter category are CHUDs.
Constantly lies about his views
Why? Right-wing beliefs are the most fashionable of all ideologies. It may all be completely idiotic, but people think it's cool to subscribe to its thought-process. Like, I'm the one who has to constantly hide my power level to make sure I don't end up completely isolated from others.
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Wait till they find out people like to be around those that make them happy
Women usually don't like being rated on a ten-point scale
A really classy broad will have her own Michelin star rating anyway
Love to rate women as a ploy to get people to drive more
You gotta put on the miles to get a decent dame
Jokes on them. I've only ever used public transport to go to a Michelin star restaurant
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Yet another one of these incel dorks trying to boil interpersonal relationships down to some kind of math equation. You know when they say "it defies ALL logic".
costanza was always a fucking steal you dork 
If I had known we had that emoji I would have used it every day all day.
like every week another banger emoji drops, we're spoiled rotten around here
Fine emojis abound
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most straight women I know are attracted to either twinky nerd guys or middle aged overweight depressed alcoholics
so the ideal males are thus: 
Honestly you just need to be interesting. The bar is that low these days.
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I'll be honest, I see other women freak out about this more than men. Like a woman will see another woman dating a guy "below her league" or whatever and assume something is awry and start asking the couple intrusive questions to figure out what is up.
Dudes just seem to assume the guy has money and leave it at that.
What do you mean "something bad is happening". Why is this bad for them?
Because they’re almost realizing it’s their shit personality
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Incels leaning that straight/bi/etc women a) have fairly broad tastes as a group and b) prefer someone who loves and appreciates them for who they are rather than a whore or a madonna is always A Time that I am here for. Ditto them learning that mostly, women dress up for themselves.
Remember folks, fat boy fall may be ending, but wide boy winter is just beginning!
Why is he getting changed in the middle of the store lmao
the virgin changing roomer vs the chad clothing sampler
There's a changing room right behind him with pants hung up and shoes on the floor as well. So it seems he got undressed in the changing room and part way through putting on a shirt he decided to leave.
He don't fit in changing room
I have the strength of two space heaters but without the fire hazard.
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This guy is an incel right.
Certainly has the rhetoric of one.
Attack on Titan anime pfp gave it away.
I love when men just believe that we make all dating decisions based on one's looks or status in life. Imagine wanting to be with someone just because they make you happy.
Imagine wanting to be with someone just because they make you happy.
That sounds gay and very not based 
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women do be happy
This guy is learning that being tall and ripped aren't magic recipes to get women.
The whole six foot and ripped thing is overrated anyway. Most women aren't absolutists who will reject you just because you're under six feet. They prefer it, but they can make exceptions. Same with being ripped. They prefer that too, but again, exceptions can be made. Those factors are only really important if you want to get laid easily and nothing more.
This guy is learning that being tall and ripped aren't magic recipes to get women.
Oh shit. Oh fuck.
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Those factors are only really important if you want to get laid easily and nothing more.
Online right wing dating mentality is so weird.
Like 40% of them are MRA/pick up artist types that hate women but whose entire self worth is based on women’s responses to them, so they’re getting laid but nothing lasts, especially if they’re rich enough to just pay prostitutes and models (since paying someone isn’t a transferable skill in forming real relationships)
The other 50% want to be like the former, but they just want a secret pornstar as a wife who will present herself modestly to outsiders.
The last 10% are guys who don’t get laid but have read a bunch of psudeoscience and misinterpret data and present themselves as Anonymous, Faceless Experts on Women and Becoming Chad on forums and YouTube
refuse to settle for anything less than 10/10 FEEmale (it doesn't matter too much what she looks like but she is kind and sweet and can make me laugh when I am feeling sad and I can cook for her every day and we can cuddle and watch 80s movies together on the couch)
There's hope 
Oh boy wait til the incels find out
it's obvious that they're doughboys listeners, this is a well documented phenomenon
dry dick type of acct
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