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All of the Ultima box art goes hard.
Accurate.
Also, one of the better Ultima games.
Also also plus too, nobody read up on the plot synopsis
You get me.
"Lord British" lmao
Name job join
I hate AI generated imagery, but I do appreciate that there are always little rewards for not paying attention where/how you're supposed to:
In this case I particularly like the first angel on the left's barbecue fork
Come on Jesus leave Satan alone and lets get back to what really matters 
personally i'm a big fan of the devil's long snakelike penis
For when you have Satan poking to attend at 3 and a BBQ to host at 4
Ah yes the avatar of Israel, Jesus Christ
I mean the guy was Jewish 
He was also Palestinian lol
There are far more Christian Zionists in the U.S. than exist Jews (of any kind) in the world.
I guess I missed that bit in the bible where Jesus takes up a sword. It must have been in those prequels that no one watches.
there's basically everything in the bible lol
Matthew 10:34-36 English Standard Version Not Peace, but a Sword 34 “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. 35 For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. 36 And a person's enemies will be those of his own household.
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It's in Revelations, which I guess counts as a sequel?
And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God
More like fanfic.
Always relevant
(im at the very very top middle tbh, i think of Ukraine-Russia like World War 1)
I disagree that Russia is imperialist, but I have seen quite a few other Marxists take this position, so you're certainly not alone.
not as unlikely as you think!
Satan lookin hella thicc tho 👀
but where's Uncle Sam?!?
Are they somehow not aware that Israelis don't really vibe with that whole Jesus thing?
Well, since most Zionists are Christian and the religious basis of Zionism is an evangelical reading of the new testament, this actually is pretty on the nose.
Are they? In the US I can see that being true, but surely you're not saying most Israelis are Evangelical Christians
they're just going by numbers I think. the number of Christian Zionists in the USA well outnumbers the number of Israeli Zionists
since most Zionists are Christian
Most Zionists, not most Israelis
If Satan's tail is between his fingers, what's the noodly thing next to his forearm? 😱
that's the other end of the tail. jesus pulled out his buttplug tail. and he's trying to get it back
His tongue?
She has her name written in Russian 
Quite a bit of Ukrainian nationalists are Russian-speakers who try to out-Ukraine Ukrainians.
And the Palestinian Jew said to his disciples “kill the rest of the Palestinians”
Strange that Zionists are allying with the nazi Ukraine state
i think this but the opposite