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LMAO. CHUD gets what he wants and then gets bored from lack of brown people to lord over.
Whether fascists want to admit it or not, they need minorities but minorities don't need them. Ergo, making minorities superior to white supremacists.
they largely took it for granted that their immediate universe was a static place where nothing would ever happen.
bro that is literally what conservatism is
uhh he left white nationalism to be a normal racist?
"My ideology is based on the idea that every person should be exactly the same without any deviation from my prescribed norms."
"WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!"
Also what is leaving white nationalism on an emotional level? Like, they're still white nationalist except they don't mind having a few black and brown people around?
Also what is leaving white nationalism on an emotional level? Like, they're still white nationalist except they don't mind having a few black and brown people around?
Liberalism?
The fuck is Faustian individualism? The climax of Faust is him realizing he fucked up when the devil comes to collect.
Wait what? You're not supposed to make a deal with the devil? I thought it just made you just got a cool fiddle at the end. Fuck.
In Goethe's version Faust gets away with it.
Oh, that's funny - is white nationalism running around with the idea that deals with the devil are actually awesome?
Faust was just such a Chad that the deal didn't take - he asks Mephistopheles to make him so happy that he doesn't want to strive for more, but then doesn't allow himself to be satisfied. Haven't read it since college, but IIRC much of the story is about exactly that kind of rugged individualism sigma grindset shit that so many guys worship.
Maybe it's like if you only put the tip in to white nationalism, but then white nationalism turns into vagina dentata and bites it off and you turn into a full chud hobbit as this guy suggests.
Idk I'm speculating here
I'm a Faustian super hero while I'm in my underwear playing Palworld.
user reports: Palworld comment.
What's wrong with just mentioning playing palworld? Was this report authored by nintendo's strongest soldier?
I got reported for making a perfect post!
the world would probably be a slightly better place if no one ever talked about palworld
Yes, but are you feisty?
Existing in treat world 
Existing in treat world while being vocally white 
volk
Alright gang, all of you have to turn in your particle detectors because I'm gonna need to recalibrate them after being exposed to this opinion piece.
This dude's only one short step away from quoting entire passages from Mein Kampf smh.
Ex-manufacturing exurbs are your cultural inheritance as a white burgerlander. Time to live in a neighborhood where every house has a porch but no one is ever sitting on their porch.
There are mosquitoes out there, why would I ever sit out there.
You can get patio netting for pretty cheap. Worth
Yeah I sat in a fully-screened-in lanai for the first time a few months ago and was like holy shit, why would people ever do anything but this
if I had a porch i would be sitting out there drinking cocktails all the time 
my volk
Loser lol
Hobbits are happy. Fuck that Nazi.
I wonder how many nazis, specifically the younger kind, are just constantly coping with the fact that their life is not an anime and they aren't going to be isekai'd anytime soon.
I'll help them get isekai'd
lmao bland crackers out in the Midwest doing absolutely nothing causes Nazi to subject himself to nightmarish psychodrama
Fascist faints at the sight of hotdish.
Fascist finds Hobbiton, sides with Saruman but somehow ends up abandoning fascism as well.
The Midwest is like the worst part of America but they have so much sway over the rest of the country it's really fucking annoying.
The other regions of America have their drawbacks but in the MW it's 100% drawbacks. Maybe more precisely, anything "good" you can find there you can find the same or better in another region.
And it's absolutely right to compare them to the hobbits, except in the Midwest they're heavily armed and prone to violence.
Ohio, Indiana, rural Michigan, rural Illinois, Wisconsin, all of it just... terrible.
(The Plains states aren't much better but at least they're emptier.)
You can find a midwest city that's at least alright, but the small towns are absolute living death.
Good of you to leave out Minnesota. Almost had to grab some pitchforks.
I’m from the midwest and if I was absolutely forced to stay here for the rest of my life, Minnesota is the goat. Chicago’s cool too but I’m poor as shit so I can’t live there.
It isn't bad if you like peace & quiet with lots of sky. However, you have to be very self-motivated to avoid a slowly deteriorating mental state because you absolutely will not get any motivation to do anything from the people around you.
Wow imagine the horror of people just enjoying their lives without a sense of imperial destiny
holy shit
On that brit mindset
Yeah, I grew up in the corn belt. First, he's not from there, so they are going to be polite and have polite conversation. Because that's what you do with company, especially weird-o strangers who want to talk about white nationalism. Most of these people aren't as dumb as this chud might think, they're probably wondering is this guy is some sort scam artist or federal agent trying to rope them into something. Second, these are salt of the earth working class family farmers that grow corn and soybeans, these people spend their lives working, like, never going on a vacation, having a farm, and having a second job, and working until they're like 70-75 and physically can't work anymore. They don't have time for such bullshit.
Listen bud I’d love to indulge in your fantasy of imperial plunder, but uh this here corn and soybeans is callin.
we talking about the Squidward moves out episode right?
That's the one.
It's not a "hyperborea" unless you're worshiping Apollo and singing songs which attract swans.
Lmao "I moved to my imaginary white paradise and the people living there were perfectly content" is a hell of a way to abandon white nationalism.
Like if I had the idiotic belief about homogeneity being the prime decisor for a good community, and I then go to a homogeneous community that feels like The Shire, I don't think I'd suddenly abandon my worldview.
I'd just assume that's what people everywhere else were fighting for.
I mean I'm glad he stopped being a racist and I know it's not a logical belief, but it's just funny to me, because shouldn't that experience have confirmed what he believed? Or does he, like those weird yakub people, believe white people inherently wants to rule over others (only it's a good thing)?
Imagine finding a place you consider akin to The Shire and being saddened.
I mean I'm glad he stopped being a racist
I doubt he stopped being a racist.
Maybe part of it is there is no obvious people to dominate/feel superior to? Then the contradiction of a perceived superiority due to the posters ethnicity would languish because there's nothing readily available in their environment to feel superior to.
lol what a loser. also i moved to the midwest a few years back for cost of living and was worried it would be nothing but insufferable mayos but it’s more diverse than i expected. did this POS just google “whitest city in the us” and move there?
basically resembled hobbits
So... a peaceful society where people just garden and drink beer all day? That sounds awesome! But where in the Midwest did this dork go that's never been the vibes I got.