ZeroCool

joined 2 years ago
 

As Immigration and Customs Enforcement seeks to increase its presence across the country, the agency is actively recruiting new agents to carry out the Trump administration’s mass deportation campaign. The Onion breaks down how to join ICE.

STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing

STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you

STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know

STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

STEP 5 Undergo background check confirming at least one prior arrest for a violent crime

STEP 6 Click through six-step combat training module

STEP 7 Order police vest from www.costumecorner(dot)com

STEP 8 Grab gun from gun bucket

 

For reference, this is unusual. They've continued to share things on social media like IG, but it's all old content - like a "best of" compilation. Has anyone heard anything about what's actually going on? I adore their work, and have supported them by buying merch in the past. It'd suck to lose, what I consider to be, a unique satirical voice in the shit-show that is modern life.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Drugs, mostly.

But seriously, I understand the feeling. Realizing you've spent your entire life watching those in power bend over backwards to destroy the planet despite decades of scientific evidence highlighting the problem is beyond aggravating and incredibly depressing all at the same time.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This post title is a great example of how federating with mastodon is better in theory than practice.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Morgan Wallen is, unfortunately, a real person. He's a country music singer who got famous as a participant on a reality tv competition show called "The Voice". He's also an infamous drunken, racist, piece of shit.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 85 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It's so embarrassing that other countries even need to address the antiscience dumbfuckery coming from this administration.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Yep, and let’s not forget that MAGA started as a fringe movement… it’s like some people still refuse to fucking learn.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 82 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, this shouldn’t even be a discussion. There’s no room at the table for fascists.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 64 points 3 months ago (23 children)

Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Must've been related to this fella:

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 60 points 3 months ago (8 children)
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