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I didn't know that was a serious condition! I'm shocked!

yup, here's your pointy dunce hat

The empty space between this motherfucker's ears is the real life five and a half minute hallway

These fuckers really think that summarizing a novel's plot is the same as "breaking it down". Absolutely zero media literacy. To make it worse, they are proud of their illiteracy, even smug about it; "there you go, a breakdown of the novel. Easy. GPT does it all. QED."

I wanted to add to this conversation but I'm drawing a blankie

It hit me hard when I got it. The worst part was the very high fever and brain fog working together to make me feel even dumber than normal. It didn't help at all that I was also taking prednisone which further compounds this effect for me. It was a very fucking strange couple of weeks, very surreal. Also, it took me a month and a half until I could go for a walk without feeling as sore and tired as if I'd just run a marathon. 0/10 would not recommend.

You're a really stable genius, eh? Want some cofeeve with your hamberder? Or a syringe with detergent to cure your COVID? Want a ride in my new electric battery shark boat? Can YOU divert hurricanes with a nuke and a sharpie? Should POTUS salute North Korean Generals in public? Or perform fellatio on Putin at Helsinki in front of the entire world? Did Trump beat Obama in 2020? BING! BING! BING! BING! NIKKI! NIKKI! NIKKI!

10/10 site tagline

Wow, what unexpected and impressive results! Now surely all succdem parties will do what they wanted to do all along and take a sharp turn to the left, right? After all, I'm sure that's what they wanted to do all along, but had simply been trying to avoid alienating voters by moving to the right.

it should be Gilbert Gottfried, but alas that's no longer possible, RIP

Shohreh Aghdashloo would be an incredible choice though, I love her voice

huh, it said the same thing about me, in the same mocking tone... interesting

I wonder how the mods get access to our individual thoughts like that, it's uncanny

shamelessly cribbed from here

infamous chest

lol why are people like this? how do people say this kind of shit with a straight face? this is pathetic

TIFU by asking the computer to generate a nude Tayne and now I lost my job