this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024
46 points (100.0% liked)

askchapo

22717 readers
1 users here now

Ask Hexbear is the place to ask and answer ~~thought-provoking~~ questions.

Rules:

  1. Posts must ask a question.

  2. If the question asked is serious, answer seriously.

  3. Questions where you want to learn more about socialism are allowed, but questions in bad faith are not.

  4. Try !feedback@hexbear.net if you're having questions about regarding moderation, site policy, the site itself, development, volunteering or the mod team.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Actual Bathroom/Drug Use Bathroom

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

Sex Bathroom/Drugs Bathroom

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

but then if you want to pee and do a rail you have to wait in line twice!

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago
[–] AcidLeaves@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I'd put "no men" and "All genders"

Is that insane lmfao

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Honestly not bad

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

The actually correct system

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago
[–] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

I'd label one "Urinals" and another "Toilets"

[–] someone@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

"Top" and "Bottom".

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A question mark on one and an exclamation mark on the other.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I love this

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Label the one with urinals ‘stand up’ and the ones with water closets ‘sit down’

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Y'xll and Folx

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

One's a pack of crayons and the other is a silhouette of New Mexico

One's a dog and the other is a capybara

One is Toyota and the other is Mitsubishi

Slice of pizza vs. Slice of pizza with pineapple

the bathrooms change to something else completely arbitrary and random once every like 3-4 days

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

the bathrooms change to something else completely arbitrary and random once every like 3-4 days

EPIC RAP BATHROOMS OF HISTORY!

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

"people with ligma" and "sugondese citizens"

[–] booty@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

"bathroom" and "other bathroom"

no gender filters

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Tops and bottoms

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

One has a UML diagram for a really weird data structure like persistent B trees or whatever

The other has diagrams from Liturgy's manifesto

[–] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Normal and challenge pissing, the challenge room makes piss like 2 meters to try and hit the target like in those clown eater gun carnival games

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] D61@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Wash Your Fucking Hands

and

Not Wash Your Fucking Hands

but the Not Wash Your Fucking Hands just takes you outside and locks the door behind you.

[–] DerEwigeAtheist@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

I would go by people that drink alcohol and people that don't. Or how they eat their eggs. Or height, one room is comically large and one is very small.

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

"catgirls" and "puppygirls"

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AcidLeaves@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

All those anarchist coop bookstores and coffee shops say otherwise!

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

2 different colored lights cycling through the color spectrum very slowly, and they are max out of sync with the each other.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Conservative and communist bathrooms. The conservative one is a regular bathroom. But in the communist bathroom, we all gather around the pissing trough in the center of the room.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Two versions of this

edit:

or maybe 9/11 and qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

1 hump or 2 hump camel

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Christmas wreath Vs Halloween pumpkin. Also once you choose one you're not allowed to use the other, just to annoy the Nightmare Before Christmas freaks.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Poop and pee

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Three Seashells and I laugh at you when you don't know what it means.

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

kiki and bouba and just let people figure it out from there

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] abc@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tumtum & bissu. Everyone else has to find an alleyway to piss in. Provide free paper STP devices screm-cool

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

"Gendered" and "Non-Gendered," the second one is just for agender people, the first one is for everyone else galaxy-brain

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

<---- PeePee

PooPoo ---->

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Night at the Roxbury it. The whole club is a bathroom.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago

'70s Amtrak 'Headless Arrow' logo, and British Rail 'Double Arrows' logo.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Deez and Nuts

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

no signs on the door, no stalls, each one has a trough against one wall that empties directly onto the floor of the other

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Tomboys and Femboys, and both doors open into the same room

The room contains no toilets or urinals, only Margaret Thatcher's grave

load more comments
view more: next ›