“I triple-dog-dare ya!”
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2025
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Triple dong dare?
Stuck... stuck... STUUUUUCK!
Lmao thanks you
This is the kind of content I pay my license fee for.
Crocodile Dundee: "You call THAT a penis?"
This is the risk you take when you go for the emergency tactic.
Make sure you have good traction before doin' the ol' "Won't fight a man with his penis out".
Sounds like a regular winter weekend out in Newcastle.
“Eddie was doing well. The gunslinger measured just how well by the fact that he was fighting naked. That was hard for a man. Sometimes impossible.”
Fort mcMurray
Came to see where in rural Alberta it was, guessed it in 2.
(Guessed WhiteCourt first)
Yes, I've seen a few comments where people were unsurprised it happened there. Must be a fun place!
Thank you for posting and helping to spread awareness. Next time it could be me. Next time it could be you! Stay vigilant, folks!
Jimbabwe Founder of Concretepheliacs, USA “Thrusting Toward a Level, Uncompressed Playing Field”
It was cold enough last week for that to be a Florida Man story 😂
[Genuine] Glad they specified a man's penis. The cis (or at least this journal) are learning.
I feel bad challenging this assumption, but I believe it is just a case of needing someone connected to the penis in a passive voice headline and they went the generic approach. Nothing special about the man, so just man. Not a male / man penis. It's possessive.
Wow,
'only in Canada' huh?
Oh I can completely see this happening in Finland as well.
Have a guy drunk with a bad belt and loose pants, he tries to shove someone but overreaches, falls down on his face while his pants fall down.
Hits his face while going down, passes out and people start looking/laughing. It's like -20c outside so as soon as you touch ice or metal with a warm body part, you get stuck. And because he was unconscious he didn't instantly move when he felt the ice hitting his dick, because he didn't.
Then paramedics come and use warm water/salt to get him off without tearing his dick too badly.
Basic Friday.
Bro..
I really need to stop opening my gate with my penis.
Relatively
Is the Men's Journal an onion?
Nope, genuine icy wiener.
stop lookin ya perv!
Put it away then!